"I am not normally given to "talking to the TV" but I love to greet McGee - with a big Hello and to this end - I customarily say "Hello McGorgeous" - for Tony I say "Hiya Tone - wanna Coffee" because I often think he needs one - for Ziva "Mazeltov Sweetheart," or "Kom Schon areyn my dear" - I don't know much Yiddish and Less Hebrew but I hope to be corrected - Now for Abby - I love to see her at work and I have said "Abby - it's Patti - may I come in" for Gibbs - when I have the courage to speak - "Jethro - I saw the accident and I am sorry your coffee is spilled - please do not glare at me - or I shall not make a replacement" - I can say this because I am so much older than he and I think his manners are - nearly as polished as perfect - I want a part in the series - perhaps his mother's Aunty.
Way to go - I needed to write that out"