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Feb 2 2011, 7:24 PM ESTIn 1992 when Chuck Norris felt like retiring in May 2001 CBS network scrambled to save their ratings. In 1951 they had stolen Chuck's DNA. The clone they created was not perfect however, he was 60% Norris 30% Human and 10% Epic. They code named him and began his JAG/marine training. His name is Mark Harmon. In a show called NCIS he single handedly saved CBS one episode at a time.
As proof of this in this episode people have asked. "HOW DID GIBBS GET FROM ALMOST 20 MILES AWAY TO THE BASE IN 1 MINUTE?!?!"
This is a simple answer. It may even save your life. There was a film called invasion usa. in that film a scene occurs where russians wanna bomb a church. they have a stooge put a briefcase bomb on the church steps. the 3 other baddies watch from about 60 feet away. The stooge attaches wire from a spool to the briefcase to make it go boom later. He then unravels the wire walking back to the 3 other terrorists. Mind you the other terrorists are WATCHING the church where the bomb is on the front step. It gets better.
The stooge gets to his 3 amigos and then attaches a remote detonator to the wire to make the briefcase go kablooey. However, when he presses the button nothing happens. And then....
chuck Norris is standing above them in back of them standing on top of a 5-6 floor building. He is holding the briefcase. and guess what? the wire is still atached. he sliced off a part but the wire can still be connected to spark a charge. he then utters his cheese line and blows them up by chucking the bomb down and attaching the wire.
Now seeing as to mark harmon=chuck norris we all know how gibbs got from point A to point B so fast and inexplicably. Your welcome. Have a nice day folks! 1 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you?
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