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MargyW
MargyW
Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 2:28 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 2:28 PM EST
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Mesha82
1. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 6:30 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 6:30 PM EST
Haha Love Ziva-isms. I like the ones you picked as well as others. Some of the others I like are:
Gibbs Social Security is here to pick up the boy.
I smell a fish when she was suppose to say there is something fishy going on.
He is such a Pimp
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Mesha82
2. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 7:19 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 7:19 PM EST
I really glad to see some positive Ziva stuff going around. It is nice to see. 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
rosecake
rosecake
3. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 8:03 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 8:03 PM EST
I love all Ziva-isms too and I think we need some more of them in Season 7 . What do you think about these ?
- "Look who's calling the pot black" (Under Covers)
- "I'm braless" (Boxed In - talking about her cell))
- "Ducky , drip it" (Hiatus 1)
- "The dead cab driver was not a gypsy" (Designed Target)
Tony: "... you don't use contractions"
Ziva: "What are contraptions ?"
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Mesha82
4. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 8:25 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 8:25 PM EST
I also like:
Your Homopubic(Iced)
Impregnant my words.
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Mona92
Mona92
5. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 9:38 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 9:38 PM EST
"That is pizza, err.. boloney." ( meaning baloney) in one of the latest eps. 1  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
bellswebster
bellswebster
6. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 11:44 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 11:44 PM EST
The dead cab driver was not a gypsy...Is there a proper version of this? 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
HardKore71
HardKore71
7. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 1 2010, 11:51 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 1 2010, 11:54 PM EST
Ziva-"You've have been whining like a little snitch all week"
Tony-"The term is *****" Singled Out
Ziva"Is that why we are here so you can google the girls?" Judgement Day
Tony"I'm not getting any reception. How bout you?"
Ziva-"I'm braless"
Tony-"I noticed that earlier, but on your phone they're bars." Boxed In
Ziva-"That's quaint, we'd be like the homos in those old movies"
Just too many to remember all of them
Tony-""Hobos, not homos."
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ziva_rocks
ziva_rocks
8. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 2:27 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 2:28 AM EST
I loved the "You can't make an omlette without breaking a few legs"! Not sure what the ep it was but Tony was like "well your never making me Breakfast, and the "Red Throats" part in the bar in Faith! Oh and the "Ba Hambog" bit in Faith too lol! Do you find this valuable?    
emerellda
emerellda
9. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 2:28 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 2:28 AM EST
yes, I love zivaisms, although I have to admit, I don't know half of them myself, a 2 personal favourotes, and they both occured in observation
Ziva: I have learnt from gibbs that sometimes you can catch more bees with honey
Tony: flys
Ziva: what do flys have to do with it
Tony: flys...don't like vinager
Ziva: vinager?
Tony: its complicated
and my favourite, purely for john's reaction
Ziva: It’s like shooting fish in a pond.
Carson: I um… I think you mean a barrel.
Ziva: Why would a fish be in a barrel?
Carson: Um… I um… it’s a good point. I never really thought about it before.
Ziva: Mm-hmm.
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HardKore71
HardKore71
10. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 3:13 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 3:13 AM EST
I crack up everytime I hear them, my favorite is when she says something like "It's time to bite the dog on the hair" or something like that, can't remember the exact quote or episode but the look on DiNozzo's face says it all. Do you find this valuable?    
rosecake
rosecake
11. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 10:47 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 10:47 AM EST
On Capitol Offense :
Ziva: "You are such a control-geek"
Tony: "Freak"
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Det.Beckett
Det.Beckett
12. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 2:22 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 27 2010, 7:58 PM EST
Yes, the "sit on the baby" line is hilarious!

Having struggled to understand idioms in two other languages I can definitely sympathize, so for me the funniest part is everyone else's reactions, (i.e. Fornell's expression when she tells him she's misunderstood "Once in a blue lagoon")

From "Stake Out"
Ziva: The Jack she's with is just gross.
Tony: You mean John.
Ziva: *gasp* You know him?
Tony: Oh my God...


Season 3
Ziva: (talking about Abby) She's probably passed on by now.
McGee: The term is passed out.
Ziva: Whatever, the girl is tired.

Ziva: (to a grouchy Tony) Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
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MargyW
MargyW
13. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 2 2010, 2:30 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 2 2010, 2:30 PM EST
"Yes, the "sit on the baby" line is hilarious!

Having struggled to understand idioms in two other languages I can definitely sympathize, so for me the funniest part is everyone else's reactions, (i.e. Fornell's expression when she tells him she's misunderstood "Once in a blue lagoon")

From "Stake Out"
Ziva: The Jack she's with is just gross.
Tony: You mean John.
Ziva: *gasp* You know him?
Tony: Oh my God...
ssed on by now.

Season 3
Ziva: (talking about Abby) She's probably passed on by now.
McGee: The term is passed out.
Ziva: Whatever, the girl is tired.

Ziva: (to a grouchy Tony) Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
"
I always thought the last line from Ziva wasn't so much a real Ziva-ism in that it wasn't a mistake with the language, but a deliberate action on Ziva's part to get under Tony's skin.

Another non Ziva ism I like, where the guys think Ziva is getting things wrong is in "Semper Fidelis" when Ziva tells McGee she's up a tree. She really is up a tree, but McGee thinks she's getting her idioms wrong again.
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emerellda
emerellda
14. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 3 2010, 1:57 AM EST | Post edited: Feb 3 2010, 1:57 AM EST
"Another non Ziva ism I like, where the guys think Ziva is getting things wrong is in "Semper Fidelis" when Ziva tells McGee she's up a tree. She really is up a tree, but McGee thinks she's getting her idioms wrong again."
I love that scene, is one of the funniest in the episode, and tony's last comment of we solve cases like this all the time, just so tony it was perfect
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hadapurpura
hadapurpura
15. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 3 2010, 9:48 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 3 2010, 9:48 PM EST
Tony: "I´m working on my six-pack. You know, Abs"
Ziva: "You´ve been drinking with Abby?"

Cracks me up everytime.
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ZivaKateAbby4Eva
ZivaKateAbby4Eva
16. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 5 2010, 4:38 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 5 2010, 4:38 PM EST
The ones you had were great. My favorite one is in Season 5 Episode "Designated Target". Ziva and Tony are talking about how long Ziva has been in the US
Tony: "How long have you been in this country?" Ziva:"Why?" Tony:"Well, you've never heard of gypsy cabs, you don't use contractions, assimulate already!" Ziva:"What are contraptions?" Tony:"Never mind."
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ZivaKateAbby4Eva
ZivaKateAbby4Eva
17. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 5 2010, 4:42 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 5 2010, 4:43 PM EST
To hadapurpura: Don't mean to be rude, but I, personally, like to have the Ziva-isms correct. Your one is good though, just not entierely correct. It should be:
Tony: "I've been working on my six-pack, you know, abs."
Ziva: "You and Abby have been drinking?"
Sorry, I had to correct it.
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Ydnam96
Ydnam96
18. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 5 2010, 10:02 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 5 2010, 10:02 PM EST
I like the one in Agent Afloat (I think) when Tony is talking about coincidences and says "cowinkidink" and Ziva goes" What is a Co-wink-a-kwink?" then Tony says it's a coincidence and then Ziva says "so you think this is a co-winky-cwink? Do you find this valuable?    
bellswebster
bellswebster
19. RE: Favorite Ziva-isms
Feb 5 2010, 10:27 PM EST | Post edited: Feb 5 2010, 10:27 PM EST
"I like the one in Agent Afloat (I think) when Tony is talking about coincidences and says "cowinkidink" and Ziva goes" What is a Co-wink-a-kwink?" then Tony says it's a coincidence and then Ziva says "so you think this is a co-winky-cwink?"
I remember that one Ydnam...
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