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xNCISx<3
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Fave Quote?
Oct 21 2008, 12:02 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 21 2008, 12:02 AM EDT
Whats Your Favourite Quote From Any Episode?

Mine is in 'Dead Man Talking' At the end--

Tony: Ok Kate come on i can take it.
Kate: So Tony what was it like tonguing a guy?
Tony: (Pauses) Nevermind i cant take it.
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MargyW
MargyW
1. RE: Fave Quote?
Oct 21 2008, 10:24 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 21 2008, 10:24 AM EDT
"Whats Your Favourite Quote From Any Episode?

Mine is in 'Dead Man Talking' At the end--

Tony: Ok Kate come on i can take it.
Kate: So Tony what was it like tonguing a guy?
Tony: (Pauses) Nevermind i cant take it."
I have heaps of favourite quotes. Depends on my mood.

Currently it's

Jackson Gibbs: That's a lesson in parenting. Tell a boy he can't touch a rifle and he grows up to be a sniper.
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sarahabear21
2. RE: Fave Quote?
Nov 25 2008, 1:02 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 25 2008, 1:02 PM EST
good one. my favourite is;

gibbs: do you want me to guess Elf Lord!
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madillwildcats
3. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 10:36 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 10:36 AM EDT
"Whats Your Favourite Quote From Any Episode?

Mine is in 'Dead Man Talking' At the end--

Tony: Ok Kate come on i can take it.
Kate: So Tony what was it like tonguing a guy?
Tony: (Pauses) Nevermind i cant take it."
I love this quote because the girl was a guy....lo

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Appreciator
Appreciator
4. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 11:34 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 11:34 AM EDT
I love Tony's quote.. "When the going gets tough, the tough go clubbing"... A lot of us go out together after a hard day. Tony was just trying to cheer up McGee 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
Roux739
Roux739
5. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 12:02 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 12:02 PM EDT
Kate: I wonder what McGee told him to make him speechless?
Gibbs: He told him he got a tatt on his ass.


Vance: Why would you lie to a dog?


Abby: Its just a matter of Humpty Dumptying it.
Tony: I thought they couldnt put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Kate: Thats because the King only had horses and men.


Kate: Don't dismiss me like that- i earned my jock strap
Gibbs: Yeah? Does it ever give you that empty feeling?
Kate: What?
Gibbs: Your jock strap!
Kate: No, like some species of frog- i grow what i need.

the list goes on and on and on. =D (and on and on and on...)
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Supergrl126301
Supergrl126301
6. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 12:31 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 12:31 PM EDT
Ziva: This is going to be like looking for a needle in a needle stack.
Tony: Needle in a haystack.
Ziva: I like my description better.
--NCIS

Tony: It’s almost unfair interrogating junkies.
Ziva: It’s like shooting fish in a pond.
Carson: I um… I think you mean a barrel.
Ziva: Why would a fish be in a barrel?
Carson: Um… I um… it’s a good point. I never really thought about it before.
Ziva: Mm-hmm
--NCIS

Josh: An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Tony: Which leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people.
-- NCIS

those are just 3, of the very very many!!
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UZI4YOU
UZI4YOU
7. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 2:47 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 2:47 PM EDT
"Kate: I wonder what McGee told him to make him speechless?
Gibbs: He told him he got a tatt on his ass.


Vance: Why would you lie to a dog?


Abby: Its just a matter of Humpty Dumptying it.
Tony: I thought they couldnt put Humpty Dumpty together again?
Kate: Thats because the King only had horses and men.


Kate: Don't dismiss me like that- i earned my jock strap
Gibbs: Yeah? Does it ever give you that empty feeling?
Kate: What?
Gibbs: Your jock strap!
Kate: No, like some species of frog- i grow what i need.

the list goes on and on and on. =D (and on and on and on...)"
i forget about the jock comment. It hink they why gibbs liked kate so much, she was a match for him in many areas!
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bellswebster
bellswebster
8. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 4:50 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 4:50 PM EDT
I just love them, its too hard to choose. Do you find this valuable?    
KLNCIS
KLNCIS
9. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 6:55 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 6:55 PM EDT
Mine is from "Bury your Dead"
McGee to Ziva: "Since my parents raised a gentleman and yours raised a killer....I was defragging my computer."

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Ziva: "McGee will tell me...eventually" McGee looks worried.

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hicksi
hicksi
10. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 9:30 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 9:30 PM EDT
You all know my favourite quite.

Gibbs: "Illya Kuryakin"
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bellswebster
bellswebster
11. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 1 2009, 10:21 PM EDT | Post edited: Apr 1 2009, 10:21 PM EDT
"You all know my favourite quite.

Gibbs: "Illya Kuryakin""
Yes! I had forgotten that one mate. Good episode. I nearly chocked on me cuppa' when I heard that remark!
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peachyx
12. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 3:13 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 3:13 AM EDT
"You all know my favourite quite.

Gibbs: "Illya Kuryakin""
Ok so this might be showing my age... well youth, here... but I STILL dont know who Illya Kuryakin is..
explain?
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hicksi
hicksi
13. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 4:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 4:15 AM EDT
"Ok so this might be showing my age... well youth, here... but I STILL dont know who Illya Kuryakin is..
explain?"
see my avatar...

Then google (U.N.C.L.E)
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Roux739
Roux739
14. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 4:38 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 4:42 AM EDT
"Ok so this might be showing my age... well youth, here... but I STILL dont know who Illya Kuryakin is..
explain?"
A lIttle Duck. lol

I watched Enigma again last night.
Ag. Charles: You're under arrest.
Gibbs: For what?
Ag Charles: Pissing off the FBI
Gibbs: *shrugs* Get used to it.
---
Gibbs: Your men are trigger happy Fornell.
<Tobias' face is a hoot here>
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KLNCIS
KLNCIS
15. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 4:49 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 4:49 AM EDT
"You all know my favourite quite.

Gibbs: "Illya Kuryakin""
Which episode is that quote from? I have been wracking my brain to remember.
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Roux739
Roux739
16. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 5:23 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 5:23 AM EDT
"Which episode is that quote from? I have been wracking my brain to remember."
Meat Puzzle. Season two.
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Medical-examiner
Medical-examiner
17. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 5:38 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 5:38 AM EDT
I like Ducky's quotes (and Ducky related quotes) the most too and I think the reply on Kate's question as to what Ducky looked like when he was younger was really good! The look on her face!

I like the one on which Ducky says to Gibbs:
"You know what? You find me a liver in that leg and I'll estimate a time of death!"

Or:

When Ducky asks Gibbs what he's doing there strolling around in autopsy and Gibbs says: "Just killing time."
Ducky's reply: "Oh you want me to perform an autopsy on your watch?"

Also from meat puzzle:
After being rescued by Gibbs and the gang the: "What kept ya?"

And from witch hunt:
As Ducky is talking to Ziva about what Gibbs thinks about it....
Ziva says she don't know because Gibbs is curently not speaking to her.
Ducky's reply: "Chin up my dear it could be worse."
Ziva: Why?
Ducky: He could be a bear. (Gibbs)

The scene with Palmer when they discuss the first use of photography and end up in pornography.
Gibbs stating the "sex sells" part.
after Gibbs leaves and Ducky asks Palmer: "right where were we?"
Palmer happily: "Pornography!"
Ducky: "Well yes I think it is called photography Mr. Palmer. Kindly try to keep your mind out of the gutter!"
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KLNCIS
KLNCIS
18. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 6:15 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 6:15 AM EDT
"Meat Puzzle. Season two. "
Thanks!
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mewofford
19. RE: Fave Quote?
Apr 2 2009, 8:25 AM EDT | Post edited: Apr 2 2009, 8:25 AM EDT
"Ok so this might be showing my age... well youth, here... but I STILL dont know who Illya Kuryakin is..
explain?"
David McCallum played a spy named Illya Nikovetch Kuryakin on a series in the 60s called Man from U.N.C.L.E.

And that, my friend, is why I started watching NCIS in the first place!
hehe
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