Tony holding a dead rat.
Tony: Yes Alex, I'll take Horror Movies on Boats for 200. (Lights go out) Oh goody. Double Jeopardy!
McGee: Oh jeez.
Ducky: Oh dear.
Jenny: Oh crap.
Jan 9 2013, 8:00 AM EST by
Hollis: Ok. Before we do this I need to know one thing.
Hollis: How did you get that damn boat out of your basement?
Jan 8 2013, 5:41 AM EST by
Quotes from movies Gibbs might say:
From the movie "Taps" George C. Scott mentions "The Wolf" in every soldier. He said, "President Theodore Roosevelt said, "All men who have felt the power and the joy of battle know what it is like when the wolf rises in power".
Apr 12 2009, 2:06 PM EDT by
season 3 quotes
haha...just spent a whole half hour reading the quotes. I can actually see the clips in my mind as i read them.
Great work to whoever compiled these.
Feb 4 2012, 11:48 AM EST by
Gibbs at his most sarcastic
The wait is almost over. But first, a look at some of the funniest and most sarcastic Gibbs answers to silly or no-need-to-be-asked questions. For now:
Season 1/11 "Eye Spy"
Witness: I just really hate tan lines. Don't you?
Gibbs: Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about that.
Season 2/7 "Call of Silence"
Tony DiNozzo: Do we have to tell her? (asking whether they should tell Lt. Commander Faith Coleman about the new information that could weigh against a war hero who is convinced he killed his best friend in Iwo Jima)
Gibbs: Well, no, Special Agent DiNozzo. Here at NCIS we just report evidence we like.
Season 2/10 "Chained"
Gibbs: You got him? (asking if Abby is tracking Agent DiNozzo)
Abbs: Are you honestly asking me that?
Gibbs: No, Abbs, I called to flirt.
Season 2/22 "SWAK"
Gibbs: Requisition replacement cellphones and weapons for my team. Go.
Gibbs: Well, no, Palmer. Crossbows if you think they might work better.
Sep 7 2011, 10:53 AM EDT by
What is Ziva tells in hebrew about beeng on the lam?
Sep 12 2010, 12:26 AM EDT by
i liked the one when he put the agents picture on the wall i almost cried.
Aug 2 2010, 8:52 AM EDT by
Fave NCIS qoutes
After 7 years of NCIS, there has been many great and funny quote's that we will all remember.
Which is your favorite?
1. (Season 4, Episode 3, Singled out, Abby:) Naww! You and director make cute Gibblet's Gibbs!
2.(Season 3, Episode 1, Kill Ari Pt. 1: Kate) Your mother should of washed your mind out with soap! Gibbs, leaves with a woman, and your only thought is N****r.
3. Season 3,Episode 2, Kill Ari Pt.2: Jenny and Gibbs)
Jenny: I can't believe this. I've been a director less than 24 hours and I'm back on the streets.
Gibbs: It's great, isn't it?
Jenny: No Jethro, it isn't.
Gibbs: Come on, come on, you love it.
4. Season 7, Episode (1) or (2) , Ziva: Out of everyone that could of found me, it had to be you.
Jun 12 2010, 11:02 PM EDT by
im surprised about that
May 15 2010, 11:21 AM EDT by
A quote - help appreciated
I've searched the quote library here and in other places and can't find the quote I'm looking for.
I have the dvds 1 - 6 and I have seen, well heard, this quote somewhere but can't remember where and it's driving me nuts.
McGee and Abby is in her lab and have fallen asleep in front of the computers.
Gibbs and Tony (I think) enter the lab, stands behind them and Gibbs says:
"Abby your computer is on fire!"
Abby wakes up immediately.
"McGee, my babies are frying!"
He wakes up, both hacking away at the keyboards until they note that nothing is at fault with the computers.
Abby to Gibbs.
"That is SO NOT FUNNY!"
Can't be exact on the wording but it's as exact as I remember.
If anyone can help it would be appreciated!
May 11 2010, 9:34 AM EDT by
Can somebody help me find a quote(s)?
I am not necessarily an NCIS fan, but I'm watching a re-run episode as I type this message. I've looked it up and learned that it is Season 4, Episode 12, Titled: "Suspicion".
I am interested in finding/making a transcript of the conversation between Abbie and ... um, a male character (I don't know all their names, but he seems to be the arrogant one)(I probably just made a bunch of enemies for saying that, huh?) ... anyway, the conversation is about the stages of keeping a secret.
Does anybody know:
a. Where I can find scripts of NCIS episodes online?
b. A way I can tell when this specific episode will air again on USA network or another station?
Any help will be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
Jul 26 2008, 8:57 PM EDT by MackF
No Jenny apologies??? : )
Feb 20 2010, 2:31 PM EST by
Gibbs and Mann
Me too, please make Hollis Mann back to the show... she can be Gibbs girlfriend or an agent... but still the relation with Gibbs is great!
Oct 30 2009, 12:39 PM EDT by ambrouk
DiNozzo'a Canadian quote
Does anyone know in which episode Tony makes that "Canadians are in bed by 9pm" remark and what the exact quote is?
Jan 11 2009, 3:57 PM EST by
Whats Your Favourite Quote From Any Episode?
Mine is in 'Dead Man Talking' At the end--
Tony: Ok Kate come on i can take it.
Kate: So Tony what was it like tonguing a guy?
Tony: (Pauses) Nevermind i cant take it.
Oct 21 2008, 5:02 AM EDT by
NCIS Quotes Season 4
Below are quotes categorized by season and episode. Add to the quotes by clicking on " EasyEdit " and clicking in the cell below the heading to add a new quote! Quotes from Season 1 || Quotes fr
May 26 2011, 6:05 PM EDT by
Excuses, excuses...not my fault, Gibbs!
◄ Back to NCIS Files Gibbs has a habit of catching people out ...even when "it's not what it looks like, Boss". Favourite memories of these incidents include... Abby in Gibbs basement in Blo
Jul 15 2010, 7:14 PM EDT by
NCIS Quotes Season 3
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May 26 2011, 6:04 PM EDT by
Bravo, Princess Illa.
Penso, che no é facile tradurre tutte le parole di Tony in Italiano, perche lui dice non solo questo che puoi "ascoltare". Non so come si dice in Italiano, ma c'é molto da ridere "between the lines" .-)
I will follow your work, because it sounds very interesting! It's always a pleasure to learn some words in another language.
Btw: Have you seen this:
Jun 27 2008, 1:49 PM EDT by
How to learn the Italian language with Tony DiNozzo's Quotes
See page 2 How to learn the Italian language with Tony DiNozzo's Quotes Add the DiNozzo quote you like most, and it will be soon translated into Italian! It
Aug 18 2008, 3:18 PM EDT by