You know you are seriously addicted to NCIS when (cont...)
- New season and new page of addiction!
- WHEN YOU LEAVE GOD BEHIND AND ONLY THINK ABOUT NCIS.....
- When you spend your Friday night at home, on the computer looking for "Chad Gadya", the song that McGee and Abby sung along to in "Truth or Consequences." (guilty, and can be found on iTunes)
- You now go by your first and middle names because they BOTH were mentioned and/or were a character... (Hannah ~ Claire = Hannah being Ziva's friend and Claire as the character who is best known for her hand shaking strength and power puddy.)
- You find your self talking about random movies and go I'm turning into Tony. (Me!)
- Your biggest dream is to be in one episode of NCIS (Again me!)
- When all you can think and talk about is NCIS
- When you try and believe all the characters are there in your life with you.
- Quoting NCIS so much that your extremely annoyed Dad remembers the quotes then actually uses them
- Squealing with excitement when you realise he is using a NCIS quote
- You feel like crying everytime the show finishes even if there is another ep. on next
- Every story you write for school ends up with a character from NCIS
- Your teacher gets so fed up she allows it
- Every time you hear a stupid comment you can't help saying "Is that a fact DiNozzo?"
- Getting really offended when people ask who DiNozzo is
- When you try and persuade your parents to go to LA just so you can stalk NCIS studio!
- Getting addicted to a band just because Abby once listened to it
- Your dream car is a Yellow Dodge Challenger (like Gibbs')
- When you almost have a heart attack when you see Ziva kissing somebody on the new promo.
- You entertain guests in your basement, sitting on sawhorses, alongside an unfinished wood boat, wearing an old USMC sweatshirt, and you serve Bourbon in glass jars you just emptied from the nails and screws they contained and blown the dust out (now, did I forget something ?...).
- To figure out what "November Charlie India Sierra" means, you bookmark NATO phonetic alphabet and learn it.
- When on TV is something like finale of Olympic games, or football, the whole world is watching it, but you... oh no, on that other channel is a movie with Mark Harmon
- You start thinking how the team would carry out an investigation on you! McGee finding all the sites you visited (wink), Abby running ALL tests on every fluid found in your house (wink), Tony making some joke with a movie reference on your taste in clothes, Ziva not understanding why you have DVD collections and video tapes of NCIS, Gibbs going through your trash and finally Ducky putting together a psychological profile on you.
- When you watch a new episode, you're logged into this Wiki, with your web browser on the episode's page, ready to edit (guilty !).
- On MySpace, your mood is always "NCIS & GW"... always :)♥
- When you plan out an NCIS- themed Halloween costume a month or earlier in advance, spend probably too much on the outfit, and talk about said costume so much that you aren't allowed to talk about the costume anymore (or NCIS in general for that matter!)
- You name your laptop/computer MTAC and call your iPod, flashdrive, mp3, etc mini portable McGee's
- When purchase and wear cargo pants and dark colored t-shirts or tank tops
- When you actually read all 7 pages of how you are addicted
- When you think about and act out your NCIS fanfiction when you lay on your bed at night
- When you scour NCIS episodes so you can have an audition monologue from your favorite character
- You actually start using the wrong idioms instead of the right ones (Guilty! I said donkey's butt the other day instead of horse's ass(: )
- You pick up a magazine to read one article but find an article on NCIS and read that instead and don't even read the other article you planned on in the first place
- When you call a bowl of noodles"Kate"
- You can't wait for page 8 of addictions
- The largest file on your computer is a Microsoft word document, 100 pages long, full of NCIS rules, quotes, addiction signs, and fan fic. (oh so guilty =]
- You use the word "Qi" in Scrabble (so guilty)
- When making a video for your friend who's going away to Denmark for a year you put a black and white photo with a sound of someone blowing into a microphone (that's how the real thing is done-I swear I've read it somewhere).
- You send you friend who's going to Denmark the link for the Denmark page.
- You are depressed for the '09/'10 unratings season in Australia because they do not even put on repeats like usual
- If the above applies to you then you have nothing to do Tuesday nights and someone has said to you how depressed you must be.
- You're more depressed about NCIS going off TV for the season then you are about your friend going away for a year (even though you have all the DVDs)
- You saw the CBS Early show NCIS special thingy and now are amazed to see it referenced in Kill Ari (Part I) -for those of us who don't live in America.
- You get angry at the lady doing the Early Show interview because she called Bert Barney.
- You are amazed to find out Bert is also a puppet that.
- You lend out your NCIS DVDs ONLY so people can become knowledgeable in NCIS
- Even teachers who don't teach you know you watch and are obsessed with NCIS
- You were trying to write a word (e.g. Indo) and write NCIS instead.
- When you have to write a poem in English about something that makes you happy and it's entitled NCIS and is about how happy you were to see the season opener.
- You look up the compatibility of Tony and Ziva's horoscopes.
- Your dream job is to be a TV reviewer or TV script writer
- After you find out Shane Brennen and Donald P Bellisario are both Australian you actually gain hope that Australian's can write- I'm still amazed and I found out ages ago (and I'm Australian)
- When you're more worried about what's happening in NCIS than you are Climate Change.
- You know how tornadoes are created after watching Truth or Consequences
- You do the creator of TV for a (peer assessed) science assignment and most people mark you up because you managed to include NCIS (only one person said NCIS wasn't relevant-I think it was the teacher)
- You don't understand how NCIS isn't relevant.
- You suck at literature but you always analyse NCIS episodes.
- When you've got an NCIS quote for every situation.
- You randomly shout out I just thought of an NCIS quote for this.
- You put an NCIS quote on a thankyou card for your teacher.
- You're shocked when people don't know what a liaison is and quote what Ziva said in Hiatus (Part II).
- You plan to watch Silent Night on December 24th.
- Your family reunions revolve around NCIS marathons.
- You get friends and family NCIS stuff as presents.
- You say "today" or "stat" when you want someone to hurry.
- You use various search engines to do your research on the show/characters just to be sure you did not miss anything.
- You no longer think being an ME is morbid.
- You consider talking to corpses.
- You memorize Gibb's rules.
- You try to live by Gibbs' rules.
- You can tell people where, why and to whom Gibbs recited a rule.
- Your idea of keeping your mind sharp is matching the episode titles to its story.
- You firmily believe that holidays is for keeping away from the normal... Except NCIS.
- You want to learn all things NCIS.
- You comb through every page of this wiki.
- You fix your class/work schedule to accommodate the show (GUILTY!)
- All your acquaintances know that they can't go wrong when they get you something NCIS related as a gift.
- Your friends think you really have friends named Ziva, Tony, Tim, Gibbs, Abby, Ducky, Kate, Jenny and Jimmy whom you hang out with... a LOT.
- You consider naming your kids after the characters like Caitlin Jen or Zivagail and Anthony Tim...
- You dictate your name on the phone using the NATO alphabet.
- You learn to finger-spell in case you are kidnapped by the Phantom and your team iswatchingyou through a webcam.
- You get upset when someone does not know what the acronymNCIS stands for (what rock do they live under?)
- Your reading material are fanfics.
- You know field terms.
- You use field terms.
- You switch your clocks from a 12-hour setting to 24.
- You use terms such as "9 o'clock" or "3 o'clock," etc when referring to locations to someone's left or right.
- You have watched all the movies Tony has quoted.
- You have watched all the movies the actors have been in.
- Your family tradition is watching "It's a Wonderful Life" to be like the DiNozzo family.
- You rub your feet across the carpet and zap your sibling by the ear whilst calling them "Probie."
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