Change: Quotes from Season 9 || Episode 4.01 "Shalom" McGee: (to Abby) Abby, you're getting powder all over my keyboard. Abby: (shoving McGee's hand away) What's you're point? McGee: My point is, Abby, that you are really, really overdoing the sugar thing again. Abby: Well, I'm eating for two. (McGee   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 21133)

Change: MargyW republished the Jul 6 2010, 2:16 PM EDT version by #1hotchfan May 9 2011, 3:32 PM EDT

Change: know, constitutionally, constitutionallyyou can refuse to take a polygraph. McGee: I'd have to turn in my badge. Lee: True. But you don't have to take the test. Abby: Hey! I have an idea. Why don't we get Ducky   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20655)

Change: coffee. It stinks.McGee: Tony, what if we lie?Tony: Sacks is a self-centered, egotistical, jackhole, but he's not an idiot.He'llidiot. He'll know.McGee: No, I mean lie on the bolo.Insteadbolo. Instead of looking for a rouge Mossad spy wanted   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20650)

Change:  Well for the most part, not a whole lot. It's the most boring diary I've ever read. Obsession with Kelly Clarkson, wondering why he can't find a girlfriend. Abby: He didn't make the connection between the two?Jenny: Schedule a briefing in an hour and get me Agent DiNozzo. Agent:   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20646)

Change: office.Sheoffice. She nearly bit my head off when I poked it in lab to check on her. McGee: Quit drinking caffeine.Ziva: (shocked) Abby? Tony: (equally shocked) Abby Scuito? Episode 4.23 "Trojan Horse" Gibbs: I had a wife like you, once, Cynthia. I divorced her.Cynthia: Beat   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20644)

Change: A.L.A.I. program was they didn't. They snuck in before the system was even online. Gibbs: Makes sense. McGee: A series of commands inserted into the flash memory of the bio should bootup. Abby: They waited until conditions were met and then bam! Killer car syndrome. McGee: Once executed   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20631)

Change: no, what do I do? Do I answer it?Gibbs: YeahPut it on speaker.Abby: Hello?McGee: Finally! Where the hell are you?Gibbs: McGee?McGee : Boss? Uhh.......whyWhy do you have my sister's cell phone?Gibbs: WhyI’ve didgot wea findbetter question   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20660)

Change: (Referring to the 2 teenage boys dressed as ninjas who egged Ducky’s NCIS van) Palmer: Doctor Mallard chased them for three blocks. Ducky: Oh, please. It’s not that impressive. It’s not as if they were real ninjas. Ducky: The question we should be asking   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20690)

Change:  You know what they say about guys with big hands and big feet right.Ducky: What?Abby: They're clowns.Tony: McGee and I watched the sunrise together. It was very Brokeback Mountain.McGee: He had me at howdy.Ziva: McGee. Give me your flashlight.McGee: Why? You   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 20654)