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| Welcome to limericks devoted to NCIS characters, episodes or incidents. Other pages you might enjoy include the NCIS Poems by AgentNCIS page, the Poems by Nathalie page, the NCIS Haiku Heaven, the NCIS Cinquain Game and the NCIS Villanelle page (these are all various types of poem page). Limericks are normally humorous or absurd. You can be creative with words in order to achieve a rhyme. They work best if you are consistent with the metre (rhythm). Innuendo is ok but vulgarity is not (innuendo is in the mind of the reader, vulgarity is rudeness on the words on the page). | |
| McGee is an author named Thom Even though he did not go to prom And though one fan was wacked And our Abby attacked We all want his writing phenom | Gibbs' friend, who is known as Tobias Once said to Tony "don't you lie!" as he took him to jail But released him next day (I'll be danged if I know reason why, lass) |
| The scalpel in Ducky's right hand Gave him such a great air of command That the new agents showed The respect that he knowed Was his due (it went just as he planned). | Gibbs' hair is so beautifully grey I can stare at it day after day If you add his blue eyes You'll notice my sighs Of delight from 10 miles away. |
| The man to the left of the photo Is Agent An-tony DiNozzo With his way with a pun he's "a son of a gun" He'd rhyme "photo" with words like "my goat's slow" | When thinking about season six, We wiki fans hope that the tricks The producers can play Will make us all say "What a show! Way to go! What's that?!?? Gibbs!!" |
Ducky was telling a story About a sad death that was goryAlthough it was graphic It also was Sapphic So all of the boys made "More! More!" pleas | The wiki fans watched a finale That left many thinking, bizarrely, That all the main stars Would go off in their cars (But relax! They'll come back on their Harleys.) |
| The law called Poss-ee Com-i-tatus Says people with milit'ry status Must work with N-Kiss For civilian law bliss Lest a milit'ry adm'ral dictate us | Tony had lost his DiNozzo  But Ziva soon found it in snow, soshe let it warm up and then gave it a cup of bourbon, which now makes it glow-zo |
If Gibbs' silver hair were for sale The money he'd make could help bailTo-ny from the pen. (That damn Fornell again!) No frame-up this time: off to jail! |  A man named for Fornell had a gun He had married Mr. Gibbs' old hun One day she met a bub Who gave her a golf club No Gibbs and Fornell will have a pain in each bun |
| When Cassidy wanted to trace The villain who bombed up the place Where her agents died She was torn up inside But then, in her death, she found Grace. | DiNozzo became a DiNardo To date Jeanne, whose Dad was so hard. Though he tried desp'rately to keep in-teg-ri-ty He hurt Jeanne and he broke his own heart. Oh! |
| "Fair winds and following seas" are Gibbs' wish for sailors who please his sense of decorum. (The milit'ry forum is full of greetings such as these). | Marines, who are milit'ry fellows, Have no time for weak words such as "hello" But say "semper fi" They salute and will cry "Semper Fi" to you back in loud bellows. |
| Jeth-ro was once wounded in battle so bad that they gave him a medal, yet he gave it away! (That marine who can't stay in the Corps due to failing that medical) | Pac-ci was the agent who found-y That a woman had once been around-y as a male marine yet was stunningly seen as kiss-worthy by Tony (astound me!) The humour that Tony incurred when all of the agents got word he'd tongued with a man - Well! They all made a plan To tell him just what they "inferred". |
| Abby's friend, Bert (the fat hippo) Was sleeping when gas gave him gyp, so He let off a fart that gave Abby a start So she hugged him and sissed him some "hypno" | When Ducky tried headslapping Palmer He suffered a minor alarm, for Our Jim took it in With a gobsmacking grin Of delight! (which made Ducky no calmer). |
| Jenny faced up to attackers With calmness and bullets and packed her last minutes with valour (so she's gone to Valhalla, or Heaven) (Those baddies sure whacked her) | There was a young agent called Ziva Whose language would often impede her Her use of slang words Can be often absurd But, given a gun, she's a diva! |
Whilst working upon his computie McGee met a girl with a bootieSo smooth and so round It made Timmy fall down So Gibbs slapped him back onto duty | there once was a dude named tony who had a bright pink pony sitting side saddle with really long paddle for a boat, (its a phoney) |
| In Washington D.C. there is a team of experts On how to examine a crime scene Without a doubt they're the best in the business Across the Anacostia they wait For the call to investigate Ziva David is Israeli She usually kicks butt daily She likes Dr. Ducky With Tony got lucky And gets hugs from the Goth Abigaily | Gibbs went to the pictures tomorrow, And took a front seat at the back, He fell from the floor to the ceiling, And hurt the front part of his back. |
| Gibbs has eyes of blue But you doubt what you should do His stare is burning you whole Breaking down lies is his goal Boy, it sucks to be YOU! | |
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