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- FBI Agent Fornell: And people call us bastards.
Gibbs: Only 'cause they know us.
- Abby: Yes sir.
Gibbs: Don't call me sir.
Abby: Yes ma'am.
- Gibbs comes into Abby's lab and scares her)
Abby: Gibbs, you scared me.
Gibbs: Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown.
Abby: I don't always wear the gown.
Gibbs: Too much information
- (Abby is angry with McGee in her lab)
Abby: (On speaker) WHAT
Gibbs: Yikes Abby, what did McGee do this time?
Abby: He put his size 10 shoe in his size 12 mouth.
- Trying to get McGee out of being depressed
DiNozzo goes over to his apartment and says
"When the going gets tough, the tough go clubbing.
- One case brings the team relying on a dog.When Gibbs finds out the dog's sense of smell is gone....
"This dog doesn't hunt"
- One thing Abby always tells Gibbs
"Now can I work alone"
- Gibbs: "Any chance we could read the call log?"
- Abby: "I'd have a better chance of getting McGee to wear a speedo to church."
- (Ziva and Tony stuck in the cargo box and trying to get a mobile signal)
- Ziva: I'm braless
- Tony: I noticed that earlier, but on your phone they're BARS.
- (Ziva, after mixing up a first idiom)
- Ziva: "American idioms drive me up the HALL!"
- Tony: Me and McGee watched the sun rise together
- McGee: It was very broke back mountain he had me at howdy
- Ziva: Very romantic I'm sorry I'd missed it
- Kate: Tony your mind goes from x to triple x
- Tony: Yeah I know so
- Kate: So how did you get into NCIS?
- Abby: I filed out an application form
- Kate:How'd you get into NCIS?
- Tony: I smiled.
- Gibbs: Ya know some of these guys freeze on their first jump.
- Tony: Not me.
- Gibbs: No. You fall into the category that need a kick in the ass on the ground.
- Tony: Why didn't you take to me this fast?
- Abby: You're like a piercing, Tony, it takes a while for the throbbing to stop and the skin to grow back.
- Tony: That's more than I wanted to know.
- Tony: One more answer correct, and... I win my title back.
Ziva: From a ten-year-old; who has just been through hell.
Tony: You mess with the bull...you get the horns. No exceptions. All right.
[reading] "In the 1985 film Back to the Future, this device makes time travel possible." [he slaps the desk excitedly] Come on, baby, I'm back! [typing] What is the flux capaciter?
- [screen reads: GAME OVER]
- Tony: Wait, what happened?
- Carson: You spelled "capacitor" wrong.
- Abby: Tony I'm going to miss her.
- Tony: Me to Abbs. ( during Kate's death)
| Kate: (talking to a dog) I think I'll call you Tony|
Gibbs: Kate, it's a *****
Kate: I know
| Abby: I like your geeky parts.|
McGee: I do too.