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  • FBI Agent Fornell: And people call us bastards.
    Gibbs: Only 'cause they know us.
  • Abby: Yes sir.
    Gibbs: Don't call me sir.
    Abby: Yes ma'am.
  • Gibbs comes into Abby's lab and scares her)
    Abby: Gibbs, you scared me.
    Gibbs: Come on Abs, you sleep in a casket dressed in a funeral gown.
    Abby: I don't always wear the gown.
    Gibbs: Too much information
  • (Abby is angry with McGee in her lab)
    Abby: (On speaker) WHAT
    Gibbs: Yikes Abby, what did McGee do this time?
    Abby: He put his size 10 shoe in his size 12 mouth.
  • Trying to get McGee out of being depressed
    DiNozzo goes over to his apartment and says
    "When the going gets tough, the tough go clubbing.
  • One case brings the team relying on a dog.When Gibbs finds out the dog's sense of smell is gone....
    "This dog doesn't hunt"
  • One thing Abby always tells Gibbs
    "Now can I work alone"
  • Gibbs: "Any chance we could read the call log?"
  • Abby: "I'd have a better chance of getting McGee to wear a speedo to church."
  • (Ziva and Tony stuck in the cargo box and trying to get a mobile signal)
  • Ziva: I'm braless
  • Tony: I noticed that earlier, but on your phone they're BARS.
  • (Ziva, after mixing up a first idiom)
  • Ziva: "American idioms drive me up the HALL!"
  • Tony: Me and McGee watched the sun rise together
  • McGee: It was very broke back mountain he had me at howdy
  • Ziva: Very romantic I'm sorry I'd missed it
  • Kate: Tony your mind goes from x to triple x
  • Tony: Yeah I know so

  • Kate: So how did you get into NCIS?
  • Abby: I filed out an application form
  • Kate:How'd you get into NCIS?
  • Tony: I smiled.
  • Gibbs: Ya know some of these guys freeze on their first jump.
  • Tony: Not me.
  • Gibbs: No. You fall into the category that need a kick in the ass on the ground.
  • Tony: Why didn't you take to me this fast?
  • Abby: You're like a piercing, Tony, it takes a while for the throbbing to stop and the skin to grow back.
  • Tony: That's more than I wanted to know.
  • Tony: One more answer correct, and... I win my title back.
    Ziva: From a ten-year-old; who has just been through hell.
    Tony: You mess with the get the horns. No exceptions. All right.
    [reading] "In the 1985 film Back to the Future, this device makes time travel possible." [he slaps the desk excitedly] Come on, baby, I'm back! [typing] What is the flux capaciter?
  • [screen reads: GAME OVER]
  • Tony: Wait, what happened?
  • Carson: You spelled "capacitor" wrong.
  • Abby: Tony I'm going to miss her.
  • Tony: Me to Abbs. ( during Kate's death)
Kate: (talking to a dog) I think I'll call you Tony
Gibbs: Kate, it's a *****
Kate: I know

Abby: I like your geeky parts.
McGee: I do too.

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