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NCIS CAPTION FUN 8
Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.
For more fun see page 9
MargyW: (Hollis) I'll say this for you, Jethro, you really know how to show a girl a good time. MargyW: (Hollis) Wouldn't it just be simpler to pay for the coffee, Jethro?
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Look Hollis it's over between us (Hollis) Like hell it is Jethro! And careful how you turn round I've got my gun trained on you, you double-timing rat (Gibbs) I did warn you, and so did Tony. Abbiefan1: (Hollis) "Okay Jethro, you've had too much coffee. All he did was drop a tray. Now put the gun down and lets get out of here you're embarrassing me."
Sorgiña (following Abbiefan1): (Hollis) "Ow! (rubs her head), what're you playing at Tony?" (DiNozzo) "Special Agent DiNozzo to you Hollis! Nobody bosses Gibbs about on my watch! Much a less a testosteroned female!" (Gibbs) "Thanks Tony" (DiNozzo) "On your six as always Boss!"
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "Holy Crap." (Hollis) "God damn you Jethro welcome to hell." (Gibbs) "No not the meeting of the ex-wives!"
#1hotchfan: Gibbs: I told you I wasn't looking for another ex. wife Hollis!"
Sorgiña:(Hollis) Oh well, I don't mind being permanent wife Nº 5 (Gibbs) "Sorry Holly but Tony and I got hitched last week in Vegas, right Tony?" (DiNozzo) "That's right babe." (Hollis faints) (Gibbs) "Let's hope she fell for that an' I can get back to seducin' Jen." (Gibblets) "Amen Boss!"
silmann13: "Ahh... the perfect opportunity to shoot him in the back!"
Sorgiña (following silmann13) "(Tony) "Put yer gun down slowly Hollis" (Hollis) "You haven't got the guts!" (Gibbs)"Goes to show you don't know my son."
MargyW: (Gibbs) Go ahead Hollis. I've been hit in the head with a golf club and a baseball bat, being shot in the back will be a piece of cake.
MargyW: (Hollis) When I said we should do Bonnie & Clyde, I meant at the masquerade party, Jethro.
SilverStar48: (Hollis) Jethro! How many times must I tell you that I am supposed to lead out! (Gibbs) Now's not a good time, Hollis!
MargyW: (Hollis) Ummm, Jethro, I suppose now isn't a good time to tell you that someone has swapped my gun for a water pistol!
SilverStar48: Ok, Hollis, I'm not turning around for sure now. By the way, MY gun isn't a water pistol! *grins*
MargyW: (Hollis) I hate raiding seedy topless bars. (Gibbs) So do I - especially when an NCIS agent is the main attraction. What the hell is Agent Lee doing here??????
MargyW: (Gibbs) That's three in the bullseye Hollis, so it's your turn to buy drinks.
Abbiefan1: (following MargyW): (Hollis) "Wouldn't it be just as much fun if we used darts like everyone else?"
MargyW (following Abbiefan1): (Gibbs) Only if we use DiNozzo for the target.
MargyW: (Hollis) Firing blanks, Jethro? (Gibbs) Yup. That's what my last wife said, anyway.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Whaddya mean, you've run out of coffee????
MargyW: (Hollis) I always loved playing Cops and Robbers when I was a kid. (Gibbs) I prefered Doctors and Nurses. (Hollis) You would!
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Ducky) It's the same play young man, that is all that matters.
Sorgiña (follow on from Margyw): (Palmer) But would Shakespeare approve, I mean (Ducky) Since when are you his alter ego?
MargyW (follow of from Sorgina): (Gibbs - out of sight) The play's the thing! (Ducky) Do be quiet Jethro!
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (Gibbs) Personally, I prefer Lear, y'know the scene Duck, the one where he's in the wilderness and goes on about being a man more sinned against than sinning. A description of myself really (Ducky) Gawd! I love me who do you love? (Palmer) Um, er, um, er, Agent Lee Dr. Mallard
MargyW: (Ducky) You know, these photos remind of a time in Mesopotamia....
#1hotchfan: Ducky: I was attending a conference for Medical Examiners and this redhead came up to me and....
Abbiefan1: (following #1hotchfan) "stuck her tongue in my ear. Naturally I recoiled which sent her into fits of laughter. Later we went for a drink and by the next morning--well I'm sure you can guess the rest."
MargyW: (Ducky) Ahhhh. Now this was a good one. 14 knife thrusts by a left handed acrobat to the abdomen. Never seen anything like it before.
Abbiefan1: There we were, just the five of us against incredible odds when this chap named Bradley came roaring through the camp in an armored vehicle.
Sorgiña: (Ducky) Now how the hell did that piercing get lodged in his windpipe? (Palmer) well maybe he or she was you know (Ducky) Know what Mr. Palmer (Gibbs) C'mon Ducky surely you can remember there was always something better than you right hand. (Ducky) Good thinking both of you, that would certainly be logical. With any luck the piercing serial Nº will leader to the place where the PA was fitted and to whom, and case solved.
NCISlover161: (Ducky) "Mr Palmer how did this picture of Agent Lee get in here?
#1hotchfan: (following NCISlover161) Ducky: And this background looks a lot like my office. And that bra looks vaguely familiar....."
Sorgiña (Following #1hotchfan): (Palmer) "Erm, Dr. Mallard, with all due respect maybe we ought to continue with the autopsy before Agent Gibbs arrives" (Ducky) "Oh yes! You're quite right Mr. Palmer. Now where was I..?"
NCISlover161: (Carrying on from Sorgina) (Ducky) "uhhh...Mr Palmer here's another picture!"
MargyW: (Ducky) Now this one is my mother's favourite corgi, Charles, being hit by a steamroller.
For more fun see page 9
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Look Hollis it's over between us (Hollis) Like hell it is Jethro! And careful how you turn round I've got my gun trained on you, you double-timing rat (Gibbs) I did warn you, and so did Tony. Abbiefan1: (Hollis) "Okay Jethro, you've had too much coffee. All he did was drop a tray. Now put the gun down and lets get out of here you're embarrassing me."
Sorgiña (following Abbiefan1): (Hollis) "Ow! (rubs her head), what're you playing at Tony?" (DiNozzo) "Special Agent DiNozzo to you Hollis! Nobody bosses Gibbs about on my watch! Much a less a testosteroned female!" (Gibbs) "Thanks Tony" (DiNozzo) "On your six as always Boss!"
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "Holy Crap." (Hollis) "God damn you Jethro welcome to hell." (Gibbs) "No not the meeting of the ex-wives!"
#1hotchfan: Gibbs: I told you I wasn't looking for another ex. wife Hollis!"
Sorgiña:(Hollis) Oh well, I don't mind being permanent wife Nº 5 (Gibbs) "Sorry Holly but Tony and I got hitched last week in Vegas, right Tony?" (DiNozzo) "That's right babe." (Hollis faints) (Gibbs) "Let's hope she fell for that an' I can get back to seducin' Jen." (Gibblets) "Amen Boss!"
silmann13: "Ahh... the perfect opportunity to shoot him in the back!"
Sorgiña (following silmann13) "(Tony) "Put yer gun down slowly Hollis" (Hollis) "You haven't got the guts!" (Gibbs)"Goes to show you don't know my son."
MargyW: (Gibbs) Go ahead Hollis. I've been hit in the head with a golf club and a baseball bat, being shot in the back will be a piece of cake.
MargyW: (Hollis) When I said we should do Bonnie & Clyde, I meant at the masquerade party, Jethro.
SilverStar48: (Hollis) Jethro! How many times must I tell you that I am supposed to lead out! (Gibbs) Now's not a good time, Hollis!
MargyW: (Hollis) Ummm, Jethro, I suppose now isn't a good time to tell you that someone has swapped my gun for a water pistol!
SilverStar48: Ok, Hollis, I'm not turning around for sure now. By the way, MY gun isn't a water pistol! *grins*
MargyW: (Hollis) I hate raiding seedy topless bars. (Gibbs) So do I - especially when an NCIS agent is the main attraction. What the hell is Agent Lee doing here??????
MargyW: (Gibbs) That's three in the bullseye Hollis, so it's your turn to buy drinks.
Abbiefan1: (following MargyW): (Hollis) "Wouldn't it be just as much fun if we used darts like everyone else?"
MargyW (following Abbiefan1): (Gibbs) Only if we use DiNozzo for the target.
MargyW: (Hollis) Firing blanks, Jethro? (Gibbs) Yup. That's what my last wife said, anyway.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Whaddya mean, you've run out of coffee????
MargyW: (Hollis) I always loved playing Cops and Robbers when I was a kid. (Gibbs) I prefered Doctors and Nurses. (Hollis) You would!
Stefunny1189: Alright! Everybody stand with your hands on your heads! I want everyone backed against the wall, and you there! Hand over all the coffee and no one will get hurt!
MargyW: It's a dress rehersal for the raid against Starbucks.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Hollis) Tell me again why we're holding the Starbucks employees hostage? (Gibbs) One of them gave me decaf!
MargyW: It's a dress rehersal for the raid against Starbucks.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Hollis) Tell me again why we're holding the Starbucks employees hostage? (Gibbs) One of them gave me decaf!
ncis&abbyrock!!!!!: (Gibbs) Ok, now lower the coffe, and no one gets hurt!
LOTRjunkie14: This is what happened when "Hot, Fresh Coffee" decided to go out of business.
MargyW: (Gibbs) What the hell has McGee done THIS time?
Scorpio-lady: (Gibbs) Aw, hell...forget about McGee! Where in the hell did he put my BOAT?
MargyW: (Tony) Ummmm Boss, I could be wrong, but it looks like someone is slashing your tyres.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Great. Just what we don't need. A parking ticket. Someone get me that bozo's name.
Sorgiña: (Kate) What the...! I don't believe Fornell's gonna go on that swing (Tony) Oh yes he is Kate, look!
MargyW: (Kate) Boy. Fornell sure can run. (Gibbs) So would you if you had an angry Ducky after you with a scalpel. That is what happens when you contaminate his crime scene.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Someone stop that darn mutt peeing on our van.
MargyW: (Kate) You know, you've got to admire McGee's style. (Tony) Yeah. It takes real artistry to barf like that!
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Who tells Probie his flies are undone?" (Kate) "Hey! McGee we can see yer Mickey Mouse boxers." (Gibbs) "That wasn't subtle Kate, it's not Tony you're dealing with here."
NCISlover161: (Tony) "You know I am happy for probie..I mean getting married to a beautiful blonde!! I wonder if she has a sister!"
#1hotchfan: Gibbs: "What'd McGee do with the body?"
Sorgiña: (Kate) "Gawd Tony! Seems McGee knows more about the birds and the bees than you do" (DiNozzo) "That's demoralising Kate, I mean I've got a reputation to maintain" (Gibbs) "Don't worry Tony, I'll make him do your paperwork for the rest of the week" (DiNozzo) "Appreciate that Boss. Good to know who one's friends are in times of need."
silmann13: (Gibbs): "Someone has to stop me, 'coz if I have to go and get McGee..."
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Ha! ha! probie's done it again! You'd think he'd recognise poison ivy by now. (Gibbs+Kate) "Hell, he's really got it bad this time. Wait till Abby sees him." (laughter)
MargyW: (Gibbs) Of all the things messing up my crime scene, I could have done without McGee tripping over the corpse!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) If I have to walk all the way down there, Hollis won't be happy to see me. (Kate) Yeah, but will you be happy to see her? (Gibbs ... thinking) Not likely.
MargyW: (Kate) Gibbs, isn't that your car that truck has just backed into?
MargyW: (Kate) You know, there is nothing like watching an FBI agent get hit by a truck to brighten your day.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Dammit McGee! Feed the ducks in your own time!
Stefunny1189: (Gibbs) Did I see what I thought I just saw? (Kate+ Tony) Unfortunately, you did.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Just what I don't need! Rear-ended by the morgue van.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) Why the hell is Fornell here? (Kate) Maybe because he wants to steal the case from you. (Tony) Or just have a friendly coffee date!
MargyW (following on from Ziva.and.Abby.Rock): (Kate) I have difficulty with the words 'Fornell' and 'date' in the same sentence.
AbbySciuto77: (Tony) Check her out! (Gibbs) Mossad, Tony. Watch your back. (Tony) The ninja chick is MOSSAD?! Wow, that's hot! (Kate) I bet she wouldn't hesitate to kill you with a paper-clip. (Tony) Well, yeah, but.... [[Note: I know, they didn't have an inkling of Ziva yet, but it's fun to put this in anyway.]]
MargyW: (Tony) Ummmm Boss, I could be wrong, but it looks like someone is slashing your tyres.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Great. Just what we don't need. A parking ticket. Someone get me that bozo's name.
Sorgiña: (Kate) What the...! I don't believe Fornell's gonna go on that swing (Tony) Oh yes he is Kate, look!
MargyW: (Kate) Boy. Fornell sure can run. (Gibbs) So would you if you had an angry Ducky after you with a scalpel. That is what happens when you contaminate his crime scene.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Someone stop that darn mutt peeing on our van.
MargyW: (Kate) You know, you've got to admire McGee's style. (Tony) Yeah. It takes real artistry to barf like that!
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Who tells Probie his flies are undone?" (Kate) "Hey! McGee we can see yer Mickey Mouse boxers." (Gibbs) "That wasn't subtle Kate, it's not Tony you're dealing with here."
NCISlover161: (Tony) "You know I am happy for probie..I mean getting married to a beautiful blonde!! I wonder if she has a sister!"
#1hotchfan: Gibbs: "What'd McGee do with the body?"
Sorgiña: (Kate) "Gawd Tony! Seems McGee knows more about the birds and the bees than you do" (DiNozzo) "That's demoralising Kate, I mean I've got a reputation to maintain" (Gibbs) "Don't worry Tony, I'll make him do your paperwork for the rest of the week" (DiNozzo) "Appreciate that Boss. Good to know who one's friends are in times of need."
silmann13: (Gibbs): "Someone has to stop me, 'coz if I have to go and get McGee..."
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Ha! ha! probie's done it again! You'd think he'd recognise poison ivy by now. (Gibbs+Kate) "Hell, he's really got it bad this time. Wait till Abby sees him." (laughter)
MargyW: (Gibbs) Of all the things messing up my crime scene, I could have done without McGee tripping over the corpse!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) If I have to walk all the way down there, Hollis won't be happy to see me. (Kate) Yeah, but will you be happy to see her? (Gibbs ... thinking) Not likely.
MargyW: (Kate) Gibbs, isn't that your car that truck has just backed into?
MargyW: (Kate) You know, there is nothing like watching an FBI agent get hit by a truck to brighten your day.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Dammit McGee! Feed the ducks in your own time!
Stefunny1189: (Gibbs) Did I see what I thought I just saw? (Kate+ Tony) Unfortunately, you did.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Just what I don't need! Rear-ended by the morgue van.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) Why the hell is Fornell here? (Kate) Maybe because he wants to steal the case from you. (Tony) Or just have a friendly coffee date!
MargyW (following on from Ziva.and.Abby.Rock): (Kate) I have difficulty with the words 'Fornell' and 'date' in the same sentence.
AbbySciuto77: (Tony) Check her out! (Gibbs) Mossad, Tony. Watch your back. (Tony) The ninja chick is MOSSAD?! Wow, that's hot! (Kate) I bet she wouldn't hesitate to kill you with a paper-clip. (Tony) Well, yeah, but.... [[Note: I know, they didn't have an inkling of Ziva yet, but it's fun to put this in anyway.]]
MargyW:(Ducky) These photos were taken when I was on vacation in Baghdad in '73... or was it '74?
MargyW: (Palmer) That's quite an amazing collection you have there Dr Mallard. (Ducky) Oh it's not mine, Mr Palmer, this is Tony's collection of classic Playboy magazines, he asked me to hide it from Ziva. Seems she threatened to burn it.
Sorgiña: (Palmer) How did that speech in Hamlet go? (Ducky) "Alas poor Yorick I knew him well..."
MargyW(following on from Sorgina): (Gibbs - out of shot)) Actually Duck, it's 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a man of most infinite jest and wisdom.' (Ducky) I didn't realise you had an appreciation of the arts, Jethro. (Gibbs) Nope. An English teacher with a spanking paddle! (Ducky) Well, the ancient Egyptians did say that a boys ears were on his back! (Gibbs) It wasn't my back he was hitting Duck!
MargyW: (Ducky) It's my mother's recipe for tripe and onions.
Sorgiña:(Ducky) two twos are four, two threes are six, two fours are eight, two fives are ten, two sixes are twelve...
Abbiefan1: (Following on from Sorgina & MargyW) (Ducky) "Mr. Palmer, fetch me that skull over there, and I will show you how the scene should be done."
Scorpio-lady: (Palmer) But...but...but...that's....oh, very well Dr. Mallard.
Sorgiña: (Ducky) To be or not to be that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or...(Palmer) Er, um, erm Dr. Mallard, wrong soliloquy.
MargyW: (Ducky) It's my mother's recipe for tripe and onions.
Sorgiña:(Ducky) two twos are four, two threes are six, two fours are eight, two fives are ten, two sixes are twelve...
Abbiefan1: (Following on from Sorgina & MargyW) (Ducky) "Mr. Palmer, fetch me that skull over there, and I will show you how the scene should be done."
Scorpio-lady: (Palmer) But...but...but...that's....oh, very well Dr. Mallard.
Sorgiña: (Ducky) To be or not to be that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune or...(Palmer) Er, um, erm Dr. Mallard, wrong soliloquy.
Sorgiña (follow on from Margyw): (Palmer) But would Shakespeare approve, I mean (Ducky) Since when are you his alter ego?
MargyW (follow of from Sorgina): (Gibbs - out of sight) The play's the thing! (Ducky) Do be quiet Jethro!
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (Gibbs) Personally, I prefer Lear, y'know the scene Duck, the one where he's in the wilderness and goes on about being a man more sinned against than sinning. A description of myself really (Ducky) Gawd! I love me who do you love? (Palmer) Um, er, um, er, Agent Lee Dr. Mallard
MargyW: (Ducky) You know, these photos remind of a time in Mesopotamia....
#1hotchfan: Ducky: I was attending a conference for Medical Examiners and this redhead came up to me and....
Abbiefan1: (following #1hotchfan) "stuck her tongue in my ear. Naturally I recoiled which sent her into fits of laughter. Later we went for a drink and by the next morning--well I'm sure you can guess the rest."
MargyW: (Ducky) Ahhhh. Now this was a good one. 14 knife thrusts by a left handed acrobat to the abdomen. Never seen anything like it before.
Abbiefan1: There we were, just the five of us against incredible odds when this chap named Bradley came roaring through the camp in an armored vehicle.
Sorgiña: (Ducky) Now how the hell did that piercing get lodged in his windpipe? (Palmer) well maybe he or she was you know (Ducky) Know what Mr. Palmer (Gibbs) C'mon Ducky surely you can remember there was always something better than you right hand. (Ducky) Good thinking both of you, that would certainly be logical. With any luck the piercing serial Nº will leader to the place where the PA was fitted and to whom, and case solved.
NCISlover161: (Ducky) "Mr Palmer how did this picture of Agent Lee get in here?
#1hotchfan: (following NCISlover161) Ducky: And this background looks a lot like my office. And that bra looks vaguely familiar....."
Sorgiña (Following #1hotchfan): (Palmer) "Erm, Dr. Mallard, with all due respect maybe we ought to continue with the autopsy before Agent Gibbs arrives" (Ducky) "Oh yes! You're quite right Mr. Palmer. Now where was I..?"
NCISlover161: (Carrying on from Sorgina) (Ducky) "uhhh...Mr Palmer here's another picture!"
MargyW: (Ducky) Now this one is my mother's favourite corgi, Charles, being hit by a steamroller.
Stefunny1189: (Ducky) You know, this reminds me of a story...
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Ducky) This one is of me when my mother left me on a bus..... (Palmer) What happened? (Ducky) Were you not you listening Mr Palmer!
BellsW:"You know Mr. Palmer, this is a very significant part of the puzzle. If we cut out each picture from all 125 sheets of paper, we can glue them all together to make up a jigsaw puzzle. Yes Mr. Palmer, that'll tell us who is in the picture. My guess would be......
Bagpuss2: No, Mr Palmer. I can't say I ever have seen "The Great Escape".
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Ducky) This one is of me when my mother left me on a bus..... (Palmer) What happened? (Ducky) Were you not you listening Mr Palmer!
BellsW:"You know Mr. Palmer, this is a very significant part of the puzzle. If we cut out each picture from all 125 sheets of paper, we can glue them all together to make up a jigsaw puzzle. Yes Mr. Palmer, that'll tell us who is in the picture. My guess would be......
Bagpuss2: No, Mr Palmer. I can't say I ever have seen "The Great Escape".
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you know mr. palmer if i could have done an autopsey on hitler, i wouldn't have been surprised if a certain part of his anatomy hadnt still stood to attention.
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