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NCIS CAPTION FUN 6
Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.
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MargyW: (Gibbs) I don't know what it is, DiNozzo, but you are not putting that in my coffee!
SilverStar48: (Kate) I hope that's not someone's urine sample!
#1hotchfan: Abby watching the team from a webcam......
SilverStar48: (follow-up #1hotchfan) Abby: Hey, Tony, hold it a little closer to the webcam, I can see!
MargyW: (Tony) Now if I expose this to air... (Gibbs) If that makes a mess you'll be cleaning the heads for a year.
MargyW: (Tony) Blue is amphetamines... or is it heroin... or maybe caffeine? (Gibbs) DINOZZO!!!!!!!!!!!
MargyW: (Stan) Hey DiNozzo, is it suposed to be that color? (Tony) Very funny Stan. Was it you who put food coloring in my sample?
MargyW: (Kate) Fascinating. (Gibbs) What the hell is fascinating about a urine sample, Kate? (Kate) Well the fact that's it's blue might have something to do with it. (Gibbs) Nup. It's a comparison sample. Came from Area 51.....
MargyW: (Tony) I could be wrong, but it looks like he overdosed on blue M&Ms to me.
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Sorry Stan, but we've caught you redhanded or should I say bluehanded this time (Gibbs) Good work DiNozzo (DiNozzo) Just doin' my job Boss.
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "So they are caffeine addiction pills." (Tony) "yeeeeeees."
Gibblet14: (Tony): I'm guessing that's not Kool-Aid.
Sorgiña (following on from NCISlover161): (DiNozzo) "You think mebbe Stan's been adding them to your coffee, and that's why you can't go more than 30 minutes without a coffee before goin' cold turkey?" (Gibbs) "Yeah! I had a kinda hunch, that mebbe that's why I keep getting such strong gut feelings."
NCISlover161: (carry on Sorgina) (Gibbs) " I need to pee!"
Sorgiña: (carry on from NCISlover161): (Kate): "Ok, you know where the head is Gibbs." (Gibbs) "DiNozzo?" (DiNozzo) "On your six."
MargyW: (Gibbs) I tell ya, Stan, DiNozzo is a bigger pain in the ass than you ever were. (Stan) Awww, Boss, that's so sweet.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (Gibbs) "More like DiNozzo's a chip off the old block, if you get my meaning?" (Stan) "Meaning he's your successor." (Gibbs) "Yep! Y'got in one Stan, things couldna' got better with DiNozzo taking your place" (Stan) "Whaddya mean Boss?" (Gibbs) "He reads my mind like I read his, so work gets done quicker."
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) (Kate) I could read Tony's mind if I wanted to, it's just that I have no use for a sex manual.
SilverStar48: (follow up MargyW) Gibbs: What do you mean "READ" his mind, there's only pictures in there!
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Stan) Yeah. Out-takes from Play Boy. (Tony) Hey! I resent that (pause)...it's out takes from Hustler.
#1hotchfan: (Kate): "Tony's dream is to be invited to the Playboy mansion but........."
Ladyinwaiting4: (all together) "ooooouuuuu...pretty color....."
MargyW: (Tony) I add the pepper, eggs, and food coloring and.... voila.... blue mustard!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Kate) Tony, I didn't know you donated to the sperm bank. (Tony) Are you asking for a free sample. (Kate) Ha! Who would want that?
vick53: Smurfs??
princessjoey630: (Tony) It's my new hair gel. You like?
VivaLaTiva: (Tony) um... what do i say now? (Kate) no idea, but i forgot my line too (Gibbs) just keep looking at the blue stuff no one will notice
LOTRjunkie14: (Tony) "Ya see, Kate?! I told you I got you sea monkeys for Christmas!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) I'm sorry Kate but... Your going to have a baby (Stan) Ouch!!! (Gibbs) DiNozzo!!! (Kate) you jerk!!!
SilverStar48: (Kate) I hope that's not someone's urine sample!
#1hotchfan: Abby watching the team from a webcam......
SilverStar48: (follow-up #1hotchfan) Abby: Hey, Tony, hold it a little closer to the webcam, I can see!
MargyW: (Tony) Now if I expose this to air... (Gibbs) If that makes a mess you'll be cleaning the heads for a year.
MargyW: (Tony) Blue is amphetamines... or is it heroin... or maybe caffeine? (Gibbs) DINOZZO!!!!!!!!!!!
MargyW: (Stan) Hey DiNozzo, is it suposed to be that color? (Tony) Very funny Stan. Was it you who put food coloring in my sample?
MargyW: (Kate) Fascinating. (Gibbs) What the hell is fascinating about a urine sample, Kate? (Kate) Well the fact that's it's blue might have something to do with it. (Gibbs) Nup. It's a comparison sample. Came from Area 51.....
MargyW: (Tony) I could be wrong, but it looks like he overdosed on blue M&Ms to me.
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Sorry Stan, but we've caught you redhanded or should I say bluehanded this time (Gibbs) Good work DiNozzo (DiNozzo) Just doin' my job Boss.
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "So they are caffeine addiction pills." (Tony) "yeeeeeees."
Gibblet14: (Tony): I'm guessing that's not Kool-Aid.
Sorgiña (following on from NCISlover161): (DiNozzo) "You think mebbe Stan's been adding them to your coffee, and that's why you can't go more than 30 minutes without a coffee before goin' cold turkey?" (Gibbs) "Yeah! I had a kinda hunch, that mebbe that's why I keep getting such strong gut feelings."
NCISlover161: (carry on Sorgina) (Gibbs) " I need to pee!"
Sorgiña: (carry on from NCISlover161): (Kate): "Ok, you know where the head is Gibbs." (Gibbs) "DiNozzo?" (DiNozzo) "On your six."
MargyW: (Gibbs) I tell ya, Stan, DiNozzo is a bigger pain in the ass than you ever were. (Stan) Awww, Boss, that's so sweet.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (Gibbs) "More like DiNozzo's a chip off the old block, if you get my meaning?" (Stan) "Meaning he's your successor." (Gibbs) "Yep! Y'got in one Stan, things couldna' got better with DiNozzo taking your place" (Stan) "Whaddya mean Boss?" (Gibbs) "He reads my mind like I read his, so work gets done quicker."
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) (Kate) I could read Tony's mind if I wanted to, it's just that I have no use for a sex manual.
SilverStar48: (follow up MargyW) Gibbs: What do you mean "READ" his mind, there's only pictures in there!
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Stan) Yeah. Out-takes from Play Boy. (Tony) Hey! I resent that (pause)...it's out takes from Hustler.
#1hotchfan: (Kate): "Tony's dream is to be invited to the Playboy mansion but........."
Ladyinwaiting4: (all together) "ooooouuuuu...pretty color....."
MargyW: (Tony) I add the pepper, eggs, and food coloring and.... voila.... blue mustard!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Kate) Tony, I didn't know you donated to the sperm bank. (Tony) Are you asking for a free sample. (Kate) Ha! Who would want that?
vick53: Smurfs??
princessjoey630: (Tony) It's my new hair gel. You like?
VivaLaTiva: (Tony) um... what do i say now? (Kate) no idea, but i forgot my line too (Gibbs) just keep looking at the blue stuff no one will notice
LOTRjunkie14: (Tony) "Ya see, Kate?! I told you I got you sea monkeys for Christmas!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) I'm sorry Kate but... Your going to have a baby (Stan) Ouch!!! (Gibbs) DiNozzo!!! (Kate) you jerk!!!
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Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) C'mon Zee-Vah! If the feebies get there before us..... (Ziva) Yeah, yeah, Gibbs'll have our cats for garters (DiNozzo) Guts, Zee-Vah!
ncisgal1994: Just keep running Ziva...If Gibbs catches us hes going to castrate me!" "I still dont know how he found out we were using his 'office' for more than its original purpose!"
Abbiefan1: Did you see the teeth on that dog? Run!
SilverStar48: (Tony) Why is it that we always have to run UP-hill? *pant*
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Wait Tony (puff, puff) I can't manage (DiNozzo) Looks like I'm not the only one who's had the plague
Sorgiña (Ziva) I never thought McGee was this fit (puff, puff) (DiNozzo) Me neither Zee-Vah, and boy is he gonna pay for it, when we catch him (Ziva) For once I agree with you Tony.
#1hotchfan: Ziva: "Slow down Tony, it's not like we're training for the olympics!"
SilverStar48: Tony: "Geez, even if we do catch this guy, we're going to be too exhausted to do anything to him."
Abbiefan1: (Ziva) "Tony, if we get there and this is one of your wild moose chases, I'm going to hurt you I swear it." (Tony) "It's goose not moose, and no it's not--I hope."
NCISlover161: (DiNozzo) "Oh damn there goes my ankle." (Ziva) "Just keep RUNNING TONY!"
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Zee-Vah! the only woman who knows how to run in stiletto heels is Jen, admit it! (Ziva) NO!!! If Jen can I can
Sorgiña: (Ziva) "Come on Tony! The bus is going to leave without us.
MargyW: This is embarrassing, Gibbs should not be able to outrun us at his age!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (DiNozzo) What worries me is that Ducky's beaten Gibbs and us! (Ziva) I think he's started drinking CafPows. I found a hidden stash in autopsy yesterday
MargyW: Darn it! I didn't think the public toilet was so far away!
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Last one pays for the coffee.
Abbiefan1: (Tony) "If we hurry we can get to the corner before the ice cream truck leaves." (Ziva) "I want pistachio!"
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Hey Gibbs! We're coming! Hang on!
MargyW: How the heck can McGee run so fast carrying all those hamburgers?
MargyW: I never thought we'd have to chase away a hoard of literary groupies from around McGee.
MargyW: Hurry up, Ziva, the sale at Sears will be over before we get there!
MargyW: (Tony) Owwww. These pants are too tight to run in!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Ziva) If you didn't eat so much junk food you wouldn't have that problem.
NCISlover161: (Ziva) "Tony we need to get to that hotel fast!"
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo): "C'mon Ziva! Gibbs and Fornell will have finished the grub before we get there"
MargyW: (DiNozzo) Hurry up, Ziva. (Ziva) I do not know why we are running. (DiNozzo) Because Gibbs is buying the drinks and I want to get there before he seals his wallet again.
MargyW: (Gibbs - out of sight) It's amazing how fast that pair will move when you mention free food and drinks.
MargyW: (Tony) Gibbs has a twisted sense of humor. A little light exercise, he said. We've been running for two hours!
Abbiefan1: (Tony) "Just once, I would like to chase a suspect down hill."
MargyW: Why can't McGee chase his own darn dog?
MargyW: Stop Thief! Lord I hate it when someone steals Gibbs' coffee.
silmann13: "Hey Tony, wait for me!" "C'mon Ziva, I have to get to the head!"
Stefunny1189: (Tony) Oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna win!! (Ziva) Oh no, you ain't!
MargyW: (Ziva) You're wasting your time, Tony. I once ran at representative level. There is no way you can out run me.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Carring on from MargyW) (Tony) Yeah well I .....(Tony then falls flat on his face and Ziva zooomes past him) (Ziva) HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
agentlucy: (Tony) If we shoot the tyres, the bus won't leave!
princessjoey630: (Tony) If we run fast enough they won't know it was me. (Ziva) You have got to stop eating curry for lunch.
stacefubar: (Tony thinking) I would never have told Ziva about Abby and I if I knew she would react this way!
stacefubar: (Tony) WOAH! Stupid uneven pavement! (Ziva) Oh boo-hoo, Tony, at least you still have both feet, I've had to hop the whole time and you're still complaining more than me!
VivaLaTiva: (Tony) Ziva why are we running again? (Ziva) i dont know, i'm to tired to think right now!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (DiNozzo) Oh My God!!! it's the cast of twilight (Ziva) I'm Coming!!!
#1hotchfan: Gibbs: "Duckman, you and Abbs catch your own ride. Ziva and I have other plans....."
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Just wait until Tony and McGee find out we went out without them. Humm, maybe we shouldn't let them know. *wink*
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Ducky) Of course we'll tell them... I want to see the expression on Tony's facewhen he finds out.
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs)"See Ducky, I told you Abby would go out with you if you asked."
NCISlover161: (Abby) " So Ducky how did Tony and McGee look when you asked them to look after your mum?" (Ducky) "Well...
Sorgiña: (Ducky) "Jethro, wait till Tony finds out you and Ziva are an item he's not going to like it" (Gibbs) "Don't worry Duck he's dating Jen."
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Why's McGee got a notebook in his hand? (Gibbs) You write one word of this in your next novel and I'll stuff every page down your throat!
Sorgiña: (Ziva) It's getting cold out here, can't we go back inside?
Abbiefan1: (Opposite time of year than Sorgina's scenario) (Ducky) "The limousine appears to be a bit late." (Gibbs) "Ya-think Duck? Ziva's being eaten alive by mosquitoes, and it's getting hot out here! " (Ducky) "No hotter than these two young ladies I dare say." (Abby) "Aww Ducky, that's so sweet!"
Sorgiña (following on from Abbiefan1): (Ziva) Are you sinousing something Ducky (Gibbs, Abby, Duck) Insinuating, it's insinuating Ziva (Ducky) And well, yes I am, just a little (Abby) Rock on Ducky.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Bet you didn't know I was NCIS Tango champion 3 years running.
Longhorn-in-Exile: You know what they say...if it looks like a Duck & quacks like a Duck............
MargyW (carrying on from Longhorn-in-Exile): (Abby) It dances like a duck? (Ziva) Ducks can dance?
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (carrying on from MargyW) (Abby) Well no ......but.....you see... Ziva look a ninja duck! (Ziva turns around the rest dash off) (Ziva) You do know I can see you behind that tree right? (Abby) Dang! I thought we lost her! (Gibbs) Well it's extremley hard to fit three people behind a tree Abs.
Ziva4lyf!:(Gibbs) hey Duck you's two go on ahead me and Ziva have got other plans (Ziva)-*grows sexily* (Gibbs) Do that once more and i swear I will confiscate your gun and knife (Ziva) awwww Gibbs you take the fun out of everything
Ziva4lyf!: (carrying on from my last one) (Ducky) well at least we are getting some fun tonight. Abigail here is known to be quite the player...... MargyW: (Ziva) You're wasting your time, Tony. I once ran at representative level. There is no way you can out run me.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Carring on from MargyW) (Tony) Yeah well I .....(Tony then falls flat on his face and Ziva zooomes past him) (Ziva) HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
agentlucy: (Tony) If we shoot the tyres, the bus won't leave!
princessjoey630: (Tony) If we run fast enough they won't know it was me. (Ziva) You have got to stop eating curry for lunch.
stacefubar: (Tony thinking) I would never have told Ziva about Abby and I if I knew she would react this way!
stacefubar: (Tony) WOAH! Stupid uneven pavement! (Ziva) Oh boo-hoo, Tony, at least you still have both feet, I've had to hop the whole time and you're still complaining more than me!
VivaLaTiva: (Tony) Ziva why are we running again? (Ziva) i dont know, i'm to tired to think right now!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (DiNozzo) Oh My God!!! it's the cast of twilight (Ziva) I'm Coming!!!
Sorgiña:(Abby) Hey, Duck where are you taking us dancing? (Gibbs) You really dance Duck? (Abby) Bossman! You mean you've never seen him boogie?
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Just wait until Tony and McGee find out we went out without them. Humm, maybe we shouldn't let them know. *wink*
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Ducky) Of course we'll tell them... I want to see the expression on Tony's facewhen he finds out.
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs)"See Ducky, I told you Abby would go out with you if you asked."
NCISlover161: (Abby) " So Ducky how did Tony and McGee look when you asked them to look after your mum?" (Ducky) "Well...
Sorgiña: (Ducky) "Jethro, wait till Tony finds out you and Ziva are an item he's not going to like it" (Gibbs) "Don't worry Duck he's dating Jen."
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Why's McGee got a notebook in his hand? (Gibbs) You write one word of this in your next novel and I'll stuff every page down your throat!
Sorgiña: (Ziva) It's getting cold out here, can't we go back inside?
Abbiefan1: (Opposite time of year than Sorgina's scenario) (Ducky) "The limousine appears to be a bit late." (Gibbs) "Ya-think Duck? Ziva's being eaten alive by mosquitoes, and it's getting hot out here! " (Ducky) "No hotter than these two young ladies I dare say." (Abby) "Aww Ducky, that's so sweet!"
Sorgiña (following on from Abbiefan1): (Ziva) Are you sinousing something Ducky (Gibbs, Abby, Duck) Insinuating, it's insinuating Ziva (Ducky) And well, yes I am, just a little (Abby) Rock on Ducky.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Bet you didn't know I was NCIS Tango champion 3 years running.
Longhorn-in-Exile: You know what they say...if it looks like a Duck & quacks like a Duck............
MargyW (carrying on from Longhorn-in-Exile): (Abby) It dances like a duck? (Ziva) Ducks can dance?
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (carrying on from MargyW) (Abby) Well no ......but.....you see... Ziva look a ninja duck! (Ziva turns around the rest dash off) (Ziva) You do know I can see you behind that tree right? (Abby) Dang! I thought we lost her! (Gibbs) Well it's extremley hard to fit three people behind a tree Abs.
Ziva4lyf!:(Gibbs) hey Duck you's two go on ahead me and Ziva have got other plans (Ziva)-*grows sexily* (Gibbs) Do that once more and i swear I will confiscate your gun and knife (Ziva) awwww Gibbs you take the fun out of everything
princessjoey630: (Ziva) If I just sneak off I can meet Tony...
VivaLaTiva: (follow on from princessjoey630) (Gibbs) and do what exacualy Ziva? (Ziva) (Gives Gibbs a 'im hiding a secret' smile) dance
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