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MargyW: (Fornell - thinking) It aint coffee in that cup, Gibbs!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Have you heard the one about the Scotsman, the Welshman and the Irishman?
MargyW: I cannot believe the Director was dumb enough to fall for THAT!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) What? You and Jen went clubbing where? Wait till I tell Abby and DiNozzo!
MargyW: (Gibbs) Jen said WHAT when you asked her out?
Sorgiña: (Fornell) You mean Tony's dating Jen! Ha! ha! Wondered why she was relaxed lately...
NCISlover161: (Gibbs)" I think the elevator is broken" (Fornell) "At least you have coffee!"
Hoorooblue: ...and just then, Abby hugged Bert and the SecNav thought someone had farted. You should have seen the look he gave Ducky...
SilverStar48: (Hoorooblue follow-up) (Fornell) Great story, Gibbs. Hey do you think we've been in here long enough? You KNOW they must wonder what's going on by now!
MargyW: (follow on Sorgina): (Gibbs) It's okay Tobias, they know you're not my type!
Abbiefan1: "Wouldn't it be freaky if this thing actually started moving?"
SilverStar48: (Abbifan1 follow-up) You're not kiddin', since we're in a 3 sided box!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Didn't you know liked the military Tobias. (Fornell) What're you gettin' at Jethro? (Gibbs) You and Hollis. And there was I thinking you didn't like being anybody's subordinate...
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Hey Tobias! thought you said you didn't want anymore of my leftovers (Fornell) Well, Jethro there are leftovers and leftovers; and with Jen I could get back the money I lost with Diane.
MargyW: (following on from Sorgina) Well you know what they say, Tobias, what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
(Fornell) Frankly, all I got left with last time was fairy floss.
Sorgiña (following on from Margy): (Gibbs) Yeah! well that's why you're FBI and I'm NCIS (Fornell) "You been hittin' the bourbon again Jethro" (Gibbs) "You just don't get do you Tobias?"
MargyW (following on from Sorgina): (Fornell) I get that you've had one coffee too many and have finally flipped out!
MargyW: (Fornell) I can't believe the CIA fell for that! (Gibbs - laughing) Neither can I! Are they stupid or what?
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Fornell) Well they spell Silly with a C, so you tell me! (snorts)
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) You should see how the NSA spell it!
silmann13: (Gibbs) Didn't I tell you Diane is gonna do that to you too!
MargyW: (Gibbs) They say laughter makes the world go round. (Fornell) I just wish it would make this elevator go up!
Sorgiña: Will you stop adlibbing and stick to the script for once!
Sorgiña: Don't tell me they've got this taped? S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) It's going to look good on the blooper reel.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): Yeah! I don't wanna think about Michael and Pauley's comments!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Tobias) Oh HELL! (Gibbs) What? (Tobias) Forgot my line!
Sorgiña (following on from Ziva.and.Abby.Rock): (Gibbs) You keep doing that to me and I'll start headslapping you too!
princessjoey630: (Fornell) Ooo! Fart contest!
bourbon_bonbon: (Fornell) [laugh] This is a great tie, isn't it? (Gibbs) [chuckle] Nah, I was joking. It's pretty hideous.
VivaLaTiva: (Gibbs) so what did she do after you told her that dress made her look fat (Fornell) lets just say im singel again
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) Dude did you just pass gas (Fornell grins) Maybe!!!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs in surfer voice) Dude I feel totally excellent right now (Fornell also in surfer voice) Dude totally with you on that excellent
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Have you heard the one about the Scotsman, the Welshman and the Irishman?
MargyW: I cannot believe the Director was dumb enough to fall for THAT!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) What? You and Jen went clubbing where? Wait till I tell Abby and DiNozzo!
MargyW: (Gibbs) Jen said WHAT when you asked her out?
Sorgiña: (Fornell) You mean Tony's dating Jen! Ha! ha! Wondered why she was relaxed lately...
NCISlover161: (Gibbs)" I think the elevator is broken" (Fornell) "At least you have coffee!"
Hoorooblue: ...and just then, Abby hugged Bert and the SecNav thought someone had farted. You should have seen the look he gave Ducky...
SilverStar48: (Hoorooblue follow-up) (Fornell) Great story, Gibbs. Hey do you think we've been in here long enough? You KNOW they must wonder what's going on by now!
MargyW: (follow on Sorgina): (Gibbs) It's okay Tobias, they know you're not my type!
Abbiefan1: "Wouldn't it be freaky if this thing actually started moving?"
SilverStar48: (Abbifan1 follow-up) You're not kiddin', since we're in a 3 sided box!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Didn't you know liked the military Tobias. (Fornell) What're you gettin' at Jethro? (Gibbs) You and Hollis. And there was I thinking you didn't like being anybody's subordinate...
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Hey Tobias! thought you said you didn't want anymore of my leftovers (Fornell) Well, Jethro there are leftovers and leftovers; and with Jen I could get back the money I lost with Diane.
MargyW: (following on from Sorgina) Well you know what they say, Tobias, what you lose on the swings you gain on the roundabouts.
(Fornell) Frankly, all I got left with last time was fairy floss.
Sorgiña (following on from Margy): (Gibbs) Yeah! well that's why you're FBI and I'm NCIS (Fornell) "You been hittin' the bourbon again Jethro" (Gibbs) "You just don't get do you Tobias?"
MargyW (following on from Sorgina): (Fornell) I get that you've had one coffee too many and have finally flipped out!
MargyW: (Fornell) I can't believe the CIA fell for that! (Gibbs - laughing) Neither can I! Are they stupid or what?
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Fornell) Well they spell Silly with a C, so you tell me! (snorts)
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) You should see how the NSA spell it!
silmann13: (Gibbs) Didn't I tell you Diane is gonna do that to you too!
MargyW: (Gibbs) They say laughter makes the world go round. (Fornell) I just wish it would make this elevator go up!
Sorgiña: Will you stop adlibbing and stick to the script for once!
Sorgiña: Don't tell me they've got this taped? S***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) It's going to look good on the blooper reel.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): Yeah! I don't wanna think about Michael and Pauley's comments!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Tobias) Oh HELL! (Gibbs) What? (Tobias) Forgot my line!
Sorgiña (following on from Ziva.and.Abby.Rock): (Gibbs) You keep doing that to me and I'll start headslapping you too!
princessjoey630: (Fornell) Ooo! Fart contest!
bourbon_bonbon: (Fornell) [laugh] This is a great tie, isn't it? (Gibbs) [chuckle] Nah, I was joking. It's pretty hideous.
VivaLaTiva: (Gibbs) so what did she do after you told her that dress made her look fat (Fornell) lets just say im singel again
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) Dude did you just pass gas (Fornell grins) Maybe!!!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs in surfer voice) Dude I feel totally excellent right now (Fornell also in surfer voice) Dude totally with you on that excellent
SilverStar48: Gee, Kate, I had no idea you felt this way! *grins*
MargyW: Did the earth move for you too?
MargyW: No matter WHAT you do, Kate, you are NOT becoming the next Mrs Gibbs!
SilverStar48: (Kate) Gibbs, you tell anybody about this and I'm going to deny it!
Sorgiña:(Gibbs) Well, Kate if you don't want me to tell DiNozzo about this, you're going to have to..
Sorgiña (Kate) If Tony finds out about this, well, you don't want to know what I'm capable of ...
MargyW: So now that you've got me, Kate, what are you going to do with me?
Sorgiña: (Kate) You know it would have been much easier if you just asked me out like any normal guy.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) You might have cleaned your teeth before I kissed you Kate, your breath stinks!
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Kate) Hey! You were the one who insisted I have garlic prawns for lunch!
Sorgiña: (Kate) You really ought to trim the hairs of your nose a little more frequently
MargyW: (Gibbs) Are you sure those vampire contact lenses were a good idea Kate? You look hungover.
Sorgiña: (Kate) I'm a little drunk Gibbs, sh-sh-sh-shouldn't a had that 3rd Martini.
SilverStar48: Ah, Kate, you can get off of me now.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Is the idea of kissing me so repugnant you have to pull that face?
MargyW: I know you promised me the ride of my life, Gibbs, but this is just ridiculous!
Abbiefan1: I'm sorry Kate, you're just not my type. However, if you dyed your hair red well, maybe.
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) And here, I always thought you were so proper! What happened?
Sorgiña (following SilverStar48) (Kate) I just thought you deserved a little birthday present (Gibbs) Oh so DiNozzo doesn't match up, that why you two bicker all day.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Unless you wanna know what happens when my right knee gets angry, I wouldn't pull that little stunt again if I were you (Gibbs) Threatening a Gunny Katie is a dumb thing to do y'know, right..
Sorgiña: (Kate) Is that really your knee Gibbs?
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) I am NOT DiNozzo, Kate.
Sorgiña (follow on from MargyW): (Kate) Yeah! pull the other one it's got bells on! (Gibbs) Y'know you shouldn't hang around Ducky too much, you start talking strange.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Sorry Kate, your hair's the wrong color for me to be really interested. (Kate) That's okay Gibbs, I really prefer that new guy McGee anyway.
silmann13: "uh...sorry Gibbs.....won't happen again!" (Kate thinking) Wow, how I wish you were Mark Harmon!
MargyW: (Kate) The things a girl has to do to get a cuddle around here.
Sorgiña: (Kate) Y'know Gibbs if you don't let me go, my priest is going to give me a load of penance for what we're doing now!
MargyW (Gibbs) Your priest? Mine still hasn't recovered from the 3 divorces!
Sorgiña: (Kate) Thought you would simply have been ex-communicated!
MargyW: (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) I was ex-communicated... each of my wives stopped speaking to me before we were divorced.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Got some grey hair there Katie, the perfect excuse to dye your hair red and then we could date (Kate) GIBBS!!!! I never thought I'd say this but you're worse than Tony!
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) He takes after his dad.
MargyW: (Kate - thinking) Okay, that's it.... I've got his wallet.
ZivaDavid3: (gibbs) if Tony sees us doing THIS, tell him it was YOU'RE idea!
Ziva4lyf: W'ere just friends Kate, not friends with privileges!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Kate) Yes! Now I can steal his badge and become the team leader! (Gibbs) You'll do what? (Kate) Crap!....Did I say that out loud?
agentlucy: (Kate) Sorry, I was just trying to... read what that thing behind you says.
Sorgiña (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) And you say I need glasses! Wait till DiNozzo hears this. Ha-ha (Kate) Gibbs, you wouldn't, would you? (Gibbs) Wanna negotiate? My terms Katie.
agentlucy: (Kate) Oh um uhhh... look at that little eye behind you, next to your hand!
princessjoey630: (Kate) Your nosehairs nee trimming again.
bourbon_bonbon: (Kate) You're quite fit, Gibbs. (Gibbs) Yeah, I work out.
VivaLaTiva: (Gibbs) of all the times you picked now? (Kate) if Tony finds out (Gibbs) i know
HaeHae: (Gibbs) Ok Kate..I love ya...but you really need a tic-tac!
KatieTodd: What about rule 12?
LOTRjunkie14: (Gibbs thinking) "If anybody enters the room within the next 5 seconds, they're dead."
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Kate) Ummmmmmm hi Gibbs how are you? (Gibbs) Kate what did you do?
MargyW: (McGee) You sure it's safe to go in there Boss? (Gibbs) No McGee, that's why I've got my gun out!
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Boss aren't you taking this punishment for breaking rule 12 a little too far, I mean Tony and Ziva've already broken up (Gibbs) Thank God for that! There was no way I could stand having a Mossad ninja for daughter-in-law
SilverStar48: It would really be nice if this hallway were a little wider, Boss.
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Boss, how do we explain this to Fornell?
SilverStar48: (follow-up for Sorginia) (Gibbs) Rule #18, McGee. It's better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.
MargyW: (follow on from SilverStar48) (McGee) I don't think Fornell's going to be too forgiving when they're digging bullets out of his butt!
Sorgiña (follow on from Margy) Easy there McGee. Why do you think I changed the ammo in our guns? Fornell's gonna think it was Sacks shot him, not us. He! He!
MargyW: Okay McGee, I'll shoot the sheriff, you shoot the deputy.
Longhorn-in-Exile: No, Elf Lord; I will not do this for you in your online game!
SilverStar48: (following Longhorn-in-Exile) But, Boss, you're really good at this! You would give me the all-time high score!
Sorgiña: (McGee) You sure the Director's cheating on you with Fornell (Gibbs) Would I be here if she wasn't?
SilverStar48: Uh, Boss, could you move over a little? I'm about to hit my head on this lamp thingy.
MargyW: If they don't take the photo soon I am going to shoot the photographer!
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "Tony I only said you and Ziva could sleep in there" (McGee) " My god Tony you're naked!" "Well done McGee 10/10 for observation!
Abbiefan1: Boss is that you, or are we under chemical attack?
MargyW: Boss, wouldn't it just be easier to buy some rat traps?
Sorgiña (follow on from MargyW): (Gibbs) NCIS budget can't afford that kind of money.
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (McGee) And bullets aren't expensive?
Abbiefan1: I think that's the biggest snake I have ever seen outside a zoo.
MargyW (follow on from Abbiefan1): (McGee) Want me to talk to it Boss? Like they do in Harry Potter?
Ladyinwaiting4: (Gibbs) "You have to point the gun this way to fire at the bad guys, McGee!"
silmann13: uh, Boss, didn't you get enought shooting practice yesterday?!
MargyW: (McGee) How come we always get to raid the really grubby hotels? (Gibbs) We're lucky. People tend to get pissed when there are shootouts in the lobby of the Hilton.
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Gibbs how long do you think this powercut will last? (Gibbs) Why? You in a hurry to go somewhere?
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (McGee) Yeah Boss. I've got a hot date with Ziva. (Gibbs) Only in your dreams, McGee.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Following on from MargyW) (McGee) Exactly boss, (sighs) exactly.
Sorgiña (following Ziva.and.Abby.Rock) (McGee) Well, I gotta start somewhere Boss.
vick53: If you're gonna do it right, McGee, do it like THIS!!!
princessjoey630: (McGee) You fart Boss?
stacefubar: (McGee thinking) Oh my God this might be my only chance to smack Gibbs on the back of his head! I can cover up by telling him he backed into that wall sconce!
Bellswebster: Gibbs says: "Call out now McGee!" McGee: "Here we come, ready or not!"
VivaLaTiva: (McGee) Boss, i know your mad that Vance is the director now but isnt this a bit extrem?
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (McGee) so this is how you get an autograph from a celeb (Gibbs) Works every time.
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Boss aren't you taking this punishment for breaking rule 12 a little too far, I mean Tony and Ziva've already broken up (Gibbs) Thank God for that! There was no way I could stand having a Mossad ninja for daughter-in-law
SilverStar48: It would really be nice if this hallway were a little wider, Boss.
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Boss, how do we explain this to Fornell?
SilverStar48: (follow-up for Sorginia) (Gibbs) Rule #18, McGee. It's better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.
MargyW: (follow on from SilverStar48) (McGee) I don't think Fornell's going to be too forgiving when they're digging bullets out of his butt!
Sorgiña (follow on from Margy) Easy there McGee. Why do you think I changed the ammo in our guns? Fornell's gonna think it was Sacks shot him, not us. He! He!
MargyW: Okay McGee, I'll shoot the sheriff, you shoot the deputy.
Longhorn-in-Exile: No, Elf Lord; I will not do this for you in your online game!
SilverStar48: (following Longhorn-in-Exile) But, Boss, you're really good at this! You would give me the all-time high score!
Sorgiña: (McGee) You sure the Director's cheating on you with Fornell (Gibbs) Would I be here if she wasn't?
SilverStar48: Uh, Boss, could you move over a little? I'm about to hit my head on this lamp thingy.
MargyW: If they don't take the photo soon I am going to shoot the photographer!
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) "Tony I only said you and Ziva could sleep in there" (McGee) " My god Tony you're naked!" "Well done McGee 10/10 for observation!
Abbiefan1: Boss is that you, or are we under chemical attack?
MargyW: Boss, wouldn't it just be easier to buy some rat traps?
Sorgiña (follow on from MargyW): (Gibbs) NCIS budget can't afford that kind of money.
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (McGee) And bullets aren't expensive?
Abbiefan1: I think that's the biggest snake I have ever seen outside a zoo.
MargyW (follow on from Abbiefan1): (McGee) Want me to talk to it Boss? Like they do in Harry Potter?
Ladyinwaiting4: (Gibbs) "You have to point the gun this way to fire at the bad guys, McGee!"
silmann13: uh, Boss, didn't you get enought shooting practice yesterday?!
MargyW: (McGee) How come we always get to raid the really grubby hotels? (Gibbs) We're lucky. People tend to get pissed when there are shootouts in the lobby of the Hilton.
Sorgiña: (McGee) Er, Gibbs how long do you think this powercut will last? (Gibbs) Why? You in a hurry to go somewhere?
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (McGee) Yeah Boss. I've got a hot date with Ziva. (Gibbs) Only in your dreams, McGee.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Following on from MargyW) (McGee) Exactly boss, (sighs) exactly.
Sorgiña (following Ziva.and.Abby.Rock) (McGee) Well, I gotta start somewhere Boss.
vick53: If you're gonna do it right, McGee, do it like THIS!!!
princessjoey630: (McGee) You fart Boss?
stacefubar: (McGee thinking) Oh my God this might be my only chance to smack Gibbs on the back of his head! I can cover up by telling him he backed into that wall sconce!
Bellswebster: Gibbs says: "Call out now McGee!" McGee: "Here we come, ready or not!"
VivaLaTiva: (McGee) Boss, i know your mad that Vance is the director now but isnt this a bit extrem?
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (McGee) so this is how you get an autograph from a celeb (Gibbs) Works every time.
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