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Caption 4
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Heads you interview the suspect, tails I do it.
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) You annoyed Fornell again, didn't you? Now, how do we explain to Ducky his crime scene's been meddled with? (Gibbs) We just let him throw Fornell into that stream over there (DiNozzo) Man! Boss, you're all heart..
NCISlover161: (DiNozzo) How do you tell a woman you love her? (Gibbs) You are asking me?
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) So, are you in for the poker game tonight? (DiNozzo) Yeah! but you better keep an eye on Fornell this time, I don't him cheating like last Friday (Gibbs) Don't worry Tony! McGee's fixed up some feed thingy to watch all Fornell's moves (DiNozzo) Aw man! that's so sneaky. Yeah!!!!!!!!
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) Sorry Boss but it's Probie's turn to do the coffee run, I've done it three times already today, without taking into account the other days, so N.O. (Gibbs) DiNozzo don't push your luck, I'm not in the mood. (DiNozzo) Hey! I told you shouldn't date one woman more than two weeks, but you wouldn't listen, would you?
MargyW: Dammit DiNozzo, how many times do I have to tell you that I do not take cream in my coffee?
SilverStar48: C'mon, Boss! We're at the park, why can't I ride the merry-go-round before we go?
Sorgiña: (DiNozzo) No way am I gonna be the one to tell Ziva she's got B.O., that's Probie's job.
NCISlover161: (DiNozzo) " Boss you can't fire me for taking pictures...maybe that one of up Ziva's skirt was pushing it but...please boss please!
SilverStar48: Gee, Boss. I didn't think you could smack the back of my head if I was wearing my cap!!
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): Ya think, DiNozzo?
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) You're gonna blink first DiNozzo. (Tony) No way boss, you're going down.
Sorgiña : Gibbs - thinking "let's see how long he lasts before laughing" / DiNozzo - thinking "he thinks I don't know what he's playing at, but there's no way I'm even gonna smile before he does, got my reputation as Ohio State Uni all out winner 1990."
MargyW: (DiNozzo) Awww, Boss, pleeassssee? (Gibbs) No DiNozzo. I am not letting you interview 13 blonde, 22 year old bikini models without a minder.
Sorgiña (following on from MargyW): (DiNozzo) And you're the minder right Boss? (Gibbs) Any objections DiNozzo? (DiNozzo) Like you said to Kate once, old but not dead (headcuff) OW!! What was that for? (Gibbs) Call me old again and you won't get to share the eye-candy with me.
MargyW: I've told you before, DiNozzo, go before we leave the office.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Open your mouth DiNozzo? (DiNozzo shakes his head defiantly) You want me to tickle you like last time?
MargyW: (Gibbs) DiNozzo! Sit! Stay!
MargyW: (Gibbs - thinking) How do I tell DiNozzo his breath stinks like a wet dog?
Sorgiña: (Tony - thinking) How do I tell the Boss he's got B.O.?
MargyW: (McGee - out of shot) Give it up Tony, there's only one alpha male around here and that's the Boss.
MargyW: (Tony) I'm taller than you, I'm younger than you... so how come the chicks always go for you, Boss?
Sorgiña (following MargyW) It's the smell of sawdust Tony, it wows them everytime, and then of course being a bastard helps too, that always gives us one over you nice pretty Italian boys (Tony pouts) "not fair"
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Gibbs) Pouting only works for 3 year olds, DiNozzo.
MargyW: (Gibbs) There is no way on the face of this planet I am letting you interview those strippers we're holding as suspects. McGee can do it. (Tony - wailing) B-b-but BOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
MargyW: (Tony) First one to blink buys the coffee. (Gibbs) And the donuts. (Tony) With sprinkles? (Gibbs) Will you ever grow up DiNozzo?
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock:(Gibbs) You know you're just askin' for a headslap. (Tony) I know, but I just had brain surgery. (Gibbs) About time too!
agentlucy: (Tony) Boss, can I please please please have your coffee. I'm about to collapse.
Sorgiña (following agentlucy) (Gibbs) OK, but it's got no sugar in it remember.
agentlucy: (following Sorgiña) (Tony) It's okay, I carry around extra sugar in my pocket on the off-chance you give me your coffee. Okay that didn't sound weird in my head...
MargyW (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) I think you need to have a little talk to the psych when we get back to HQ.
agentlucy: (following MargyW) (Tony) Okay, just gimme the damn coffee!!!!! *attempts to pull it out of Gibbs' hands*
MargyW (following agentlucy): (Gibbs) You got a death wish, DiNozzo?
princessjoey630: (Tony) So...you like stuff?
BellsW: I"m sick and tired of your fatherly routine Boss. The next time you slap me, you're going to be wearing that coffee!!
Windykat: (Gibbs) You have 15 seconds to go get me coffee and be back here with it or I'm going to send you back afloat DiNozzo! (Tony) Geez, Boss! How could you ever send me away again? (Gibbs) 13 seconds now....
Ydnam96: (Tony) Seriously Boss, how do you get those boats out of your basement?
madchic: (Gibbs) Don't look at me like that, you are still going undercover as McGee's fiance. (Tony) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) Boss did I ever tell you how awesome you are (Gibbs) Not unless you want to get smacked (Tony) Got it boss
ZivaDaivd3: (gibbs) DiNozo, are you actually asking advice on how to ask out Ziva? (tony) she's a couger boss. wild and free. (gibbs) you got the wild part right tony.







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MargyW: No Ziva! You are not driving! And that is final!
Sorgiña: Since when are we part of the president's cavalcade?
MargyW: (Ziva) What's the hold up? (Gibbs) DiNozzo has crashed into the President's car!
MargyW: Boy, the queue at the McDonald's drivethrough gets longer every day!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) I'm trying to decide if we should just walk the next two blocks, or use the van to plow through the traffic.
(Ziva) Well, Gibbs, you know what my vote would be!
MaryW: Of all the times for a trash collection truck to break down!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Hummmm. Who does that look like down the block causing all the back-log? (Ziva) It looks like Tony and McGee are at it again. Tim's
getting better at taking up for himself!
Abbiefan1: That's Fornell up there. If he thinks he is going to be in charge of this crime scene, he has another think coming.
Sorgiña: Why does the CSI shooting schedule always have to clash with ours?
NCISlover161:( Gibbs) "Ziva would you mind killing...no sorry telling the FBI this is OUR crime scene!"
Sorgiña: Told you the other route was quicker Ziva, now Fornell'll get there before us!
NCISlover161: (Ziva) 'Me and Palmer?? WHO SAID THAT! ...OH TONY YOU ARE DEAD!'
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover 161): (Gibbs) Actually, it was Ducky who mentioned it, I thought you and Tony were an item (Ziva) AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NCISlover161 (continuing Sorgina) (Ziva) 'Look Gibbs I was only flirting with Palmer to annoy agent Lee (Gibbs) Well that's not a bad idea but... (Ziva) And of course me and Tony are an item. He was in with the whole plan and I have a million dollar diamond ring on my finger..I think I am happy thanks!
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover161) Damn! Now what am I gonna do about Rule 12?
NCISlover161: (Ziva) How about scrap it Gibbs we all know you had a fling with the coffee machine girl!
Sorgiña (continuing NCISlover161) "Doesn't count, she's not a co-worker, i.e. an NCIS agent" (Ziva) "Then me and Tony don't count either, as I'm Mossad liaison offer. Touché Gibbs"
MargyW: Stuff it! I'm walking to Starbucks.
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Gibbs I can see Tony coming back with a tray of coffees (Gibbs) Knew I hired him for a reason
MargyW: (Ziva) I know you told Tony to create a diversion, but don't you think his dancing naked in the middle of the street is a bit much? (Gibbs) Probably, but it's made Fornell laugh!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) "Wow! look at all that money those women are throwing him! Looks like dinner's on Tony, attaboy DiNozzo!"
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Ziva) I don't want to know where he is going to put the small change!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) Hands it to McGee of course!
Stefunny1189: Damn... I need coffee.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) Damn Monday morning traffic.... (Ziva) Gibbs..... (Gibbs) No Ziva you cannot shoot them..........yet!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Who said this was a shortcut? Ziva! (Ziva) I-I-I-I can't hear you with the traffic Gibbs
agentlucy: (Ziva) Should we really let Tony break up that chick fight over there Gibbs? (Gibbs) He's not breaking it up, Ziva. I think he's recording it on his phone.
princessjoey630: (Gibbs) *sigh* You wanna tell Tony he split his pants?
bourbon_bonbon: (Gibbs, thinking) Look at all the chicks, checkin' me out. (Ziva, thinking) Hm... is there a polite way to tell Gibbs he has something on the seat of his pants?

BellsW: "I'm glad you let that one go before we got back into the car Gibbs"
Windykat: (Gibbs) That is one ugly mess up there...Ziva go help Ducky. (Ziva) I am NOT sticking my hands in that even WITH gloves!!!
Ydnam96: (Ziva) Did he?...(Gibbs) Yup, McGee just ran into a parked car (Ziva) That's gonna leave a "spot" (Tony in the distance) Mark, the term is "leave a mark!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) Not again!!! (Ziva) What? (Tony in the distance) Probie found a new toy at the toy shop boss?






Requiem - Caption 4
Sorgiña: Ok Hollis, you wanna be wife Nº 5, just set the date, I-I'll be there.
Sorgiña: Shannon, honey, I-I'm sorry I forgot our wedding anniversary, I promise you it won't happen again. Now just get me outta here will ya?
SilverStar48: You see why I like boats better than cars ... they stay on TOP of the water!
SilverStar48: Gee, this is a difficult as kissing a girl you don't particularly like.
Abbiefan1: This is the last time I use this car wash.
Sorgiña: Damn! This car hasn't got GPS fitted! I hope DiNozzo realises
Abbiefan1: I know they told me to pick up a car at the motor pool, but this is ridiculous!
Sorgiña: We all live in a yellow submarine.....
MargyW: Isn't that the Titanic ahead?
MargyW: Whaddya mean? This isn't James Bond's car?
SilverStar48: Ok, stay away from the white light ... stay away from the white light!
Sorgiña: Oh God! The torpedo's heading my way full speed ahead
SilverStar48: Oh, man! Why couldn't I have jumped in a convertible instead!
MargyW: Oh Sh.......oot!
Sorgiña: This obviously isn't the tunnel under the English Channel.
NCISlover161: "DiNozzo get your ass down here now!"
Sorgiña: I wonder if Nemo stocks up coffee here?
Sorgiña: Hope there are no sharks around here.
silmann13: Damn, why is everything suddenly feel so wet out here!!!
NCISlover161: ' look..Hollis, Jenny and all my ex-wifes I'm sorry let me OUT!'
Sorgiña: (Dinozzo) Hang on in there Boss, I just gotta get a sledgehammer to break the window, and Bob's your uncle
Abbiefan1: Tony's taking a long time to get back down here. I knew I should have given him that raise.
MargyW: My rulebook doesn't have anything to cover this situation!
Sorgiña: Another 10 seconds and another Guinness record broken.
Sorgiña: Hurry up DiNozzo I need to go to the head like now!
MargyW: If only I could remember the words of 'Nearer my God to Thee' (NB: This is the hymn, according to one legend, that the band played as the Titanic was sinking)
Sorgiña: Never any bloody dolphins around when you need them.
MargyW: How the heck do I explain this to Fornell? It's his car!
MargyW: Flipper! Flipper! Here boy....
Abbiefan1: "Stupid GPS! Turn left now it said."
Sorgiña: "Wonder how long it'll take DiNozzo to get rid of Hollis. The things I have to do to get away from that woman!"
Sorgiña: "I'll give the makers blasted child safety locks. The only people who can unlock the damn things are kids"
MargyW: The name is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NOT Harry Houdini!
Sorgiña: What did I do to piss off Fornell this time?
Stefunny1189: Ooooh pretty lights...
Stefunny1189: Um... this isn't supposed to happen?
agentlucy: You reckon I could get good coffee down here?
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: I swear it said go straight on, maybe if I take a right turn here....
agentlucy: Oh bugger.
Sorgiña: Damn! There's no reception here but maybe McGee can still trace this.
agentlucy: I know I have a diving kit complete with an oxygen tank in here somewhere.
princessjoey630: Ooo! Bubbles!
bourbon_bonbon: I know I'm about to die, but isn't that a really cool-shaped bubble floating there? Wow!
bourbon_bonbon: Where's freakin' Shamu?!
BellsW: "My father, who art in heaven, please let me outta the car!!!!.....Please!!!!
Windykat: "Mom told me there'd be days like this."
Windykat: "Ok, DiNozzo, stop oogling the girl and GET BACK DOWN HERE!!!! Breathing water ain't easy! Even for me!"
LOTRjunkie14: "I realize I'm not on a road, you stupid GPS! Now get me out of here!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: "Ok so now that my life flashed before me and I'm in the water... I wonder if I can part it just like Mosses did???"


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bellswebster caption 4 3 Nov 23 2008, 8:43 PM EST by MargyW
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one of these days i'm going to renew my licence instead of buying one.
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bellswebster caption 0 Nov 23 2008, 6:01 PM EST by bellswebster
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our father who art in heaven..hell i can't draw.
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