Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find the first of a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.
For more fun see page 33.

MargyW: Abby my dear, I really don't think Jethro is going to take the hint and start using cologne.
Abbiefan1: Mother, you told me you were not going to buy anything from that Avon lady.
Agentlucy: (following MargyW) (Abby) No, I've a special sawdust-scented cologne for him right here! He'll definitely go for it!
TrivetteLoverHeather: (Ducky) Officer I do apologize, you see my Mother is suffering from slight dementia...she must've dumped these in her purse on accident. I assure you; they will be returned post haste. Come along Mother.
Think1959 Abby my dear, I knew some women have a hard time making up thier minds about an outfit....but really cologne is a bit much don't you think?
Mulchahy: (Ducky) Why that's a great idea Abby, lets test these on the bodies in autopsy.

MargyW: (Ziva) What is McGee doing? (Tony) Not sure, but I don't think he'd better let Abby catch him doing it!
Scorpio-lady: (Ziva) Was it something I said? (Tony) Well, telling Abby that she looks great when she has a court appearance this afternoon might account for that icy stare you got when she left.
Think1959: (Ziva) I think everyone is gone. (Tony) Great let's play with Abby's mass spec machine.
Abbiefan1: (Following Think1959) (Ziva) Not a good idea unless you want Abby making a voodoo doll in your likeness, then sticking pins into strategic places.
Agentlucy: (following Abbiefan1) (Tony) I had an ex-girlfriend who did that once. It didn't work. I laughed, then she punched me in the face. (Ziva) Yes, well laughing at angry women is not advisable, Tony.
NCISlover161: (following Agent Lucy) (Tony) "Believe me I have had experience!"
TrivetteLoverHeather: (Tony): I still cant believe he ate the cupcake. (Ziva) I agree...how long are we going to let Abby torture him like that?
Abbiefan1 (following TrivetteLoverHeather) (Tony) I think he's actually enjoying it. (Ziva) Are you serious? (Tony) Yeah, McGee is as kinky as Abby. Who would have believed it?
barbiedolln13: (ziva thinking) proberbly if i act like i'm not into him he'd pay more attention.(tony thinking) ummm...if i tilt my head a little more i could see down her shirt, ummmm

MargyW: (Tony) Now remember, Ziva, I shoot Stephanie, you take out Hollis. (Ziva) You sure about this Tony? (Tony) Trust me, Ziva, the boss will thank us for it.
Sorgiña (following Margy W): (Ziva) What about Diane? (Tony) It's Fornell's turn to have Emily, so if we take Diane out too, both Gibbs and Fornell will be pleased
Agentlucy: (Ziva) Tony! There are plenty of other caravans here to stay in tonight! (Tony) Yeah, well I want this one, so give me a hand here, alright?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Tony isn't that Jeanne? (Tony) What the hell is she doing here? (Ziva) She's with McGee (Tony) Then we'd better go save him.
Scorpio-lady: (Ziva) There are two steaks on that grill, Tony...if you don't leave one of them for me I'll shoot your hand off.
Think1959: (Ziva) Tony I do not think Gibb and Director Shepard will be happy with us interrupting their vacation.
Abbiefan1: (Tony) Get ready. She has big teeth, and runs incredibly fast. (Ziva) What sort of dog is it? (Tony) No dog, the girl I stood up last night.
NCISlover161: (following on) (Ziva)" God Tony are you never gonna learn?"
Mulchahy: (Ziva) So this is Gibbs's new place? (Tony) Where is he going to put the boat?

Sorgiña: (Ziva) "So which turning after the traffic lights do we need to get to 23rd street?" (Tony) "Look ma'am I'd give my partner here a straight answer, otherwise she can get pretty shirty"
Agentlucy: (Woman) Are you two partners? Cause you look really cute together. *Tony and Ziva look stunned*
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Are you going to move your car out of the way or do you want my partner to show you her torture skills using a paper clip?"
Think1959: Tony and Ziva Both thinking "Liar Liar Pants on fire"
Abbiefan1: (Ziva) How long have you known the victim? (Tony--thinking) She's hot, I think I will come back later for a more thorough interview.
NCISlover161: (Carrying on from Abbiefan1) (Ziva out loud) "Tony don't you even THINK about it."
Abbysciuto77: (Tony) *thinking - If I stand like this, maybe my gun will intimidate her into telling us something useful.
barbiedolln13: (tony thinking) she's hot, i wounder if she's into me, oh she has alot of chest umm.(ziva thinking) those boobs are definitly not real