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Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.


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NCIS CAPTION FUN 3 - NCIS
MargyW: (Tony) If you hit the bullseye, Ziva, you win a teddy bear.
Sorgiña: (Tony) 'You take the short one, you take the tall one' (Ziva) 'Why?' (Tony) 'Because Zee-Vah I'm senior field agent, that's why"
MargyW: Ziva, when I said knee cap him, I didn't mean you had to get down on your knees to shoot him!
ncisgal1994: "Hey Ziva?" "Tony if you can't tell im a little busy right now!" "i was just about to say this reminds me of..." "Hon, what did I tell you about distracting me when im in ninja chick mode?" "To not too"
Sorgiña: (Tony) Damn they don't make these cap guns like they used to.... (Ziva) What's a cap gun Tony? I thought we using blankets (Tony) "Blanks, Zee-Vah!
MargyW: Bang, Bang, My Baby Shot Me Down!
SilverStar48: (Ziva) You know Tony, they have invented a gun that shoots around the corner. (Tony) Now you tell me!
Abbiefan1: Now Probie, hold still and don't let the apple move.
Sorgiña (Tony): You put the apple on your head, you know like in William Tell.
SilverStar48: Ziva, every time I look around the crate to shoot, that guy makes a face at me!
MargyW: (Tony) Talk about shooting fish in a barrel... (Ziva) Why would anyone want to shoot fish? (Tony) Ah, just forget it Ziva.
Sorgiña. (Tony) Watch out Zee-Vah! That's Gibbs you're aiming at.
MargyW (follow on from Sorgina): (Ziva) Ooops. I thought it was Fornell.
NCISlover161: (Tony) " So what's your favourite movie?" (Ziva) " Miss congeniality" (Tony) Oh the one about the FBI agent! I like that one too!" (If you are unaware of this movie you HAVE to check it out it is so funny and is about a totally disorganized FBI agent)
Sorgiña: (Tony) You sure these are the ones we're supposed to arrest Zee-Vah? 'Cos sure as hell look like a bunch of feebies.
MargyW: (Tony - singing) I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy. (Ziva) TONY! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorgiña: (Tony) Why can't Gibbs have us do shooting practice on the shooting range same as everybody else?
MargyW:(Tony) It's easy Ziva. Just pretend you're shooting McGee for having written that Tommy & Lisa love scene in his last novel.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs through earwig to Tony + Ziva): Better pretend it's Fornell (DiNozzo) "Rock on Boss!"
MargyW: (Tony) Reach for the sky, scumbag! I've always wanted to say that!
MargyW: (Tony) Go ahead... make my day. (Ziva) One more movie quote, Tony, and I will shoot you myself!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Tony) Spoilsport!
MargyW (following Sorgina): (Ziva) Believe me, it will not be spoiled sport for me. I will have a lot of fun shooting you.
silmann13: You should have practised more on your hat Tony!
MargyW (following on from silmann13): (Tony) Maybe I should practice on you, Ziva.
ziva4lyf! (following on from MargyW):If you'd point a gun at me you would be dead before you can say crap I've kissed her off. Tony: It's pissed off Ziva and I'd be more afraid of you if you had a paper clip in your hand.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Tony) Watch out Ziva, a crazy guy could jump out at you any second now. (Ziva) Do you want me to shoot you?
agentlucy: (Ziva) Tony, how can you aim properly only holding the pistol with one hand??
princessjoey630: (Tony) Ow! I got a splinter!
ZivaDavid3: (tony) i cant get this gun to shoot (ziva) ever since you nearly shot probie, gibbs took away the amo, remeber? (tony) you still dont get it. i was TRYING to shoot him!
agentlucy: (following princessjoey630) (Ziva) Tony, forgive me for saying that right now I have other things to worry about besides your stupid hand!
AbbySciuto77: (Ziva) Yeah, just like that, Tony. Move your head just a little more to the right. Yup. Now YOU'RE the target instead of me. Thanks!
stacefubar: (Tony thinking) I don't think this is the best time to tell Ziva that my hand's jammed in this crate.
bourbon_bonbon: (Tony) It's a good thing - (Ziva) If you say anything about your sunglasses again I swear I will shoot you in the head.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) We've been like this for the past hour and a half (Ziva) I wonder what they're doing

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ncisgal1994: "Jethro, we really shouldn't be watching this in MTAC" "I agree Jen, Lets take it to your office and show Tony & Ziva that they aren't the only ones who can break rule#12" "(over speaker- moaning) oh Tony" "(Jen)Oh God! That is so not fake"
MargyW: Tony in a kilt is NOT a pretty sight!
MargyW: (Gibbs) Did you see that, Jen? (Jenny) I saw it Jethro and I STILL don't believe it!
MargyW: UFOs landing on the White House lawn make compelling viewing.
MargyW: (I know it's obvious, but...) Houston, we have a problem!
Scorpio-lady: (Gibbs) I heard that over on the Wiki campus, MargyW is so bored she's starting to talk to herself just like Abby does. (Jen) Hinky bunch, that lot.
Sorgiña: (Jen) Yeah! and Sorgiña spends all day on the caption and add a line pages instead of working (Gibbs) So this addiction to us is pretty deep, huh?
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) I know we told Tony and Ziva to make it look real, but Dang! (Jen) Uh- yeah that's what I was going to say too.
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) ' I know Abby and McGee like each other but... (Jen) ' Yeah me too Jethro me too..
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) 'Jen we can't afford to get married there!!! (Jen) ' I am the director of NCIS!'
Sorgiña (Gibbs) "Hollis and Fornell! Poor guy, he just doesn't learn. You know you could take pity on him Jen" (Jen) "Jethro! Are you insinuating I date Fornell?" (Gibbs) "Aw, c'mon Jen! The man deserves a break. Who knows it may even work with you two, I mean I think the guy gets off on women with power...and hell! He deserves someone better than Hollis."
MargyW: Holy Heck! I didn't realise McGee was THAT athletic!
Sorgiña: (Jen) Isn't that Ziva and Palmer (Gibbs) Poor sod! doesn't know what's hit him.
MargyW: In all my years in the Corps and in NCIS I have NEVER seen anything like that!
Sorgiña (Jen) What were you saying about Palmer earlier? Looks more like he's showing Ziva a trick or two!!!!
SilverStar48: Jen, did McGee just say that he "wants to play" or that he "needs to pray"? Gibbs, it better be the latter ... he's in big trouble.
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) "I don't believe it. We just got mooned!"
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) "I'm pretty sure that was NOT part of the plan!
Abbiefan1: I didn't know McGee had a shoe phone!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) What'! Cynthia's the SecNav's fiancée? Boy, her taste in men sucks. (Jen) Really Jethro, I had no idea you fancied her (Gibbs) I don't, but she'd be good for McGee or Palmer.
MargyW: I didn't realise that DiNozzo was quite THAT flexible!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) What's Abby eating? (Jen) I think I'll press the fast forward button here.
MargyW: I didn't realise Abby had tatts THERE!
Sorgiña:(Jen) I thought Palmer was studying to be an ME not the Karma Sutra (Gibbs) So did Ducky
MargyW: (Jen) With that level of atheleticism, DiNozzo is wasted with NCIS. He should be with the Chippendales.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Holy sh..... (Jen) Exactly!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Jen) Mind you, he'll have to wax first
MargyW (following on from Sorgina): (Gibbs) Jen, there isn't enough wax in America to cope with that!
MargyW: (Gibbs) I could have lived without the sight of Fornell naked! (Jen) It's not a good look, is it?
silmann13: (Gibbs) You sure the kids don't have any idea we're spying on them?
Sorgiña (following silmann13) (Abby) "Hey, there Gibbs" (Gibbs) "Hey, yourself Abs. What you up to?" (Abby) "Oh y'know just groovin' around with the rest of the guys?" (DiNozzo) "Hey Jen! watch yourself there with Gibbs, remember we're not around to protect you" (Jen) "Relax Tony I can handle Gibbs alone" (Gibbs) "Ya think?!"
MargyW: (Gibbs) I've seen it and I STILL don't believe it! That just isn't possible without breaking the law. (Jen) Which law? (Gibbs) The law of gravity comes to mind.
MargyW: (Gibbs) The things you see when you haven't got a gun. (Jen) Personally, for that, I think a hand grenade would be more useful.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) I really love these new headsets commander. (Jen) As do I. (Gibbs) It makes my hair look natural, these lot don't know I bleach it. (Jen) You bleach what now?!!!
vick53: Oh, my...God...he must be double jointed......
princessjoey630: (Jen) That is dirty on so many levels.
AbbySciuto77: Hey, Jen...if we keep these headphones on, the kids will think we're talking to SecNav instead of playing PONG on the MTAC screen!
bourbon_bonbon: (Gibbs) What the hell is that?! (Jen) I told you there was something hinky about Hollis. See? Now I have proof she was once a man. Ahhhh, the perks of being the director of a federal agency...
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) He said WHAT!!! (Jen) Oh My god!!!



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Sorgiña: Somebody's eaten my slice of pizza!
Sorgiña: Hey! who let Agent Lee loose with a knife? She's just pinned my tootsie to the floor
Gibblet14: What da ya mean I can't watch Magnum tonite?! AAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Ducky (to Gibbs): What have you done...
MargyW: What do you mean Ziva's driving us all the way to L.A.??????
Sorgiña: Fornell, as new team leader no way! GIBBSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
MargyW: Gibbs! Probie's darn dog has just peed on my gucci shoes!
SilverStar48: What do you mean I'm going to babysit Ducky's Mom again!?!
Abbiefan1: I said who has my mighty mouse stapler?
MargyW: DAAADDD, I mean, BOSSSSS, Probie's stolen my teddy bear!
SilverStar48: MY MUSTAAAAAAAAAAANG!
MargyW: Ducky! Help! Palmer and Lee are doing strange things under my desk!
Sorgiña: AAAAAAAAaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh! Somebody call Ducky or the white coats, Gi-Gi-Gibbs just said well done, asked me if I needed anything, an-an-an-and hugged me! Bring the real Gibbs back, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NCISlover161: 'The probie is going out with Paris Hilton!?? NOOO WAYYY'
Sorgiña: "Undercover with Ziva again Boss? Please, think of my manhood!"
MargyW: Whaddya mean I've been put on a no junk food diet?
ZivaDavid3: is that probie kissing ziva?!!!! I must have lost my mind!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorgiña: Buahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Somebody's stolen my Mighty Mouse stapler, buahhhhhhhhhh! (Gibbs) Oh for crissakes DiNozzo, it's only a stapler, I'll get you another tomorrow, OK. Now back to work.
MargyW: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Tony then sucks his thumb)
Abbiefan1: ARRRRRGH! (What happens when try to drink more Caf-Pow than Abby)
Sorgiña: (Tony) Boss, Boss, please, I beg you, don't let Zee-Vah drive. (Gibbs) Let there be a lesson to you for not getting your licence renewed on time.
Abbiefan1: OWWW! Probie, did you put that tack in my chair?
MargyW: My oreos! Who stole my oreos?????????????????
Sorgiña: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Probie's spilt his coffee over my Armani trousers - buahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
MargyW: Abby just showed me her latest tatt. Arrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Sorgiña: Undercover as Col. Mann's boyfriend, Boss NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MargyW: (Tony) Whaddya mean, Abby's got baby photos of me naked on a rug? (Gibbs - out of sight) They ain't baby photos DiNozzo!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Tony) "Bat for both teams d'ya Boss? (OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! rubs head) I was only joking Boss! Jeez! got no sense of humour since you started dating Hollis Mann."
MargyW: OMG. Probie just showed me photos of his new girlfriend!
silmann13: Booossssss, help!!! Ziva is trying to kill me with a paperclip!!!
MargyW: It's not fair! Gibbs ALWAYS takes Kate's side!
agentlucy: I HATE PHOTOSSSSS!
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: I'm not afraid to eat you!
princesjoey630: MY BOTOX!! IT'S ALL WRONG!!
AbbySciuto: See? I told you I could do impressions of Jim Carey as The Grinch! Think they'd call me to audition if they do a "live" version of the Shrek movies? [off topic here...I have a customer in my store that resembles the Whoville residents, for reals!]
AussieAddict: Whaddya mean Ziva's pregnant?
Godzilla!!!!....son!!
Windykat: "I don't KNOW what I said to Ziva, but she just dumped hot coffee in my LAP!!!!"
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: KATE'S BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!


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