Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find the first of a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.
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MargyW: (Gibbs) Okay, Tony in a string bikini was something I hoped I would never see!
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) Where in the *&%#@ did Abby get that?!
DragonFaith following on from Abbiefan1: (Lee) and how did she fit into it! (Langer) who cares, how do I get to know her better? OW! (headslap)
DragonFaith: (Langer) Here is the earlier footage from the....Wow, (Lee) that is some dress Ziva is wearing! (Gibbs) you call that "wearing" it! Where's the rest of it?
Scorpio-lady: (Gibbs, thinking to himself) I can't believe it. I'm standing in my squadroom beside a cold-blooded murderer. Leon told me that there would be more, and I doubted him.
DragonFaith:(Lee) OMG that place they just firebombed, thats where Gibbs gets his coffee!
agentlucy: (following DragonFaith) (Gibbs) A part of me just died.
NCISlover161: (Following on)(Gibbs)"How will I survive?"
agentlucy: (following on) (Langer) Uh... there is another coffee shop down the road. (Gibbs) How can even THINK, let alone SUGGEST I go somewhere else?? No. I can't go on.
HaeHae: (Gibbs) Lee...please tell me that those two people making out in autopsy are not you and Palmer.
Mulchahy: (Langer) Did Keating just flick off the director? (Lee) I think so. (Gibbs thinking) Man I gotta get my A team back.

MargyW: (Gerald) Dr Mallard, I didn't realize it was possible to administer Bourbon intravenously.
Abbiefan1: (Ducky) You are my first test subject. liquid Nitrous Oxide. In other words, "Laughing IV"
Bwahahahaha!
Sorgiña: (Ducky) As you can see the patient is ticklish at elbow level
Abbiefan1: (Ducky) You will notice and Tony will appreciate this, that I used a Mighty Mouse Band-Aid.
agentlucy: (Gerald) Hey guys, Dr Mallard is practicing for his tests on me. Wanna have a go? (Tony) If you think I'm ruining my Armani suit by lying on a table where bodies have been sliced, think again... Melo_xx:(The team walks in to find Gerald on an autopsy table) (Gerald) Hey guys! Look at me!! I'm dead!! (Gerald pulls the cheesiest, widest grin anyone has ever seen)ziva.4.lyf!: (Gerald) ha ah ha ha ha ha ha doc ha ha stop it ha ha it tickles ha ha ha 
MargyW: Oh Wow! Who would ever suspect that Gibbs listened to the Spice Girls on his ipod!
Sorgiña: Oh man! Gibbs and Cynthia are in a serious relationship, wow! wait until I tell the others.
Abbiefan1: I can't believe Tony actually recorded Gibbs singing in the shower. Pavarotti he aint!
DragonFaith following on from Sorgina: (Gibbs from behind Abby) Abbs you do know I can hear your thoughts!
SilverStar48: (Abby) Okay, I've got to do this quick before Gibbs comes back! (Gibbs---off camera) Too late, Abby.
agentlucy: (Abby) Hey Ziva, wanna listen to Alpha Male lessons?
Abbiefan1: "Can you hear me now?"
Scorpio-lady: Gibbs was right! "It's a Small World" does kinda grow on ya.
samjaymc: (Ziva, Tony and McGee all walk into the squad room) (Abby) Oh, hey guys. You know, Director Vance and Gibbs really need anger management classes. It's interfering with my music
Melo_xx: (Abby- thinking) This is what Gibbs listens to? Man I should lend him one of my CDs...
stacefubar: This is the perfect way to eavesdrop on people. Headphones, but no music. I wonder if- hey, wow, there's a playlist titled NCIS!
HaeHae: Hmm...I never pegged Gibbs as a Gwen Stefani fan.
Ydnam96: See Gibbs, it looks like an iPod but it's really a device that can break in to any security system out there. See it uses this new...oh, you don't care... it works, I promise!"
Mulchahy: Brittany Spears? Now I have something to hold against McGee. He would never hear the end of it from Tony. Muhaha!

MargyW: (McGee) What is the boss doing? (Tony) I really don't think you want to know, Probie. (Ziva) Ewwwwwww!!!
Abbiefan1: (Tony) Don't look now, but that's Gibbs' new lady friend. Great job not looking guys. You both look so natural.
DragonFaith: (McGee) Er Boss I know you need the results fast but shouldn't you wait for Ducky to do that? (Tony) McGee! He can do whatever he wants....he's holding a very sharp scalpel and he's between us and the door!
Sorgiña: (Ziva) "Arrgghh! Did you see that? (McGee) "See what Ziva?" (Tony) "Palmer picking his nose with a finger from that corpse over there
gibbs89: (Ziva) "What are they doing..?? (Tony) Oh God I can't bear to look (McGee) "Boss? Ducky? Ya wanna put the corpse down and stop dancing to Thriller!
SilverStar48: ((McGee) Good grief! Everybody try and get out before they see us! (Ziva) I don't get it! (Tony) Too late, Palmer and Lee just drank Ducky's last bottle of booze! Okay, back to work, they'll both be "lights out" in just a few minutes.
agentlucy: (Gibbs, off-screen) What are you all looking at? (Tony) Beard... oh lord he has a beard. I thought he'd gotten through this phase.
Scorpio-lady: (Ziva) I told you guys that Abby on roller skates was a train wreck waiting to happen. (McGee) That corpse is going to be damned hard to make look nice for the funeral now.
pimmyjalmer: (mcgee) uhoh (tony) is that what it looks like?? (ziva) that is bross!! (tony) its GROSS ziva and yes I am now scared for life for the second time (mcgee) when was the first? (tony) when I met you HaeHae: (Tony) What are Abby and Gibbs doing in her lab?!?! (McGee) I can't really say. (Ziva) Yikes! Well whatever you americans call it .......ah....that can't be natural!Ydnam96: (Ziva) What was that? (McGee) That was what you would call a 'wardrobe malfunction' (Tony) Bummer it was Chip and not Janet Jackson (Ziva) What? (McGee) Well, a few years back at the Superbowl...(Ziva interupting) What does football have to do with Chip and the rip in his pants?Mulchahy: (Tony) What is Palmer doing to Agent Lee? (Ziva) I don't want to know.