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Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added each day.

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NCIS CAPTION FUN 16 - NCIS
MargyW: (Gibbs) But I thought you had the map!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) So this car is fully automatic Kate? (Kate) Yeah Gibbs you key in your password, route and the car drives itself, so just sit back and enjoy.
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs) Honest Kate, we're really out of gas. (Kate) Right! Like I haven't heard that line before!
MargyW (follow on from Abbiefan1): (Gibbs) There's a can in the trunk Kate, there's a gas station about 5 miles back. Shouldn't take your more than 30 minutes to get there and back.
MargyW: (Kate) Why do I have to go in and buy the food? (Gibbs) Because I haven't got any money on me.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) So Kate when do we tell the team we've broken Rule 12? (Kate) We haven't Gibbs. (Gibbs) That's coz we haven't moved to the back seat yet.
MargyW: (Kate) Watch out for that dog! The car! Watch the car! (Gibbs) Kate, I haven't pulled away from the kerb yet!
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) I thought you said you could program that thing, Kate. (Kate) I'm trying, Gibbs, but someone has changed the password. (Gibbs) Where's McGee when you need him...
MargyW (follow on from SIlverStar48): (Kate) Maybe if I tried reprograming it with Ducky's liver probe?
SilverStar48: (follow on from MargyW) (Gibbs) Whatever you think will work, Kate ... just DO IT!
MargyW (follow on from SilverStar48): (Gibbs): (pause) How the heck do you reprogram a GPS with a liver probe anyway?
MargyW: (Gibbs) Dammit Kate. Shut up! You nag worse than my ex-wife! (Kate) Which one? (Gibbs) All of them!
NCISlover161: (Kate) "I wasn't sure which cell phone you would want so I just brought a whole box of them! (Gibbs) "Well thats helpful!"
TrivetteLoverHeather: (Kitt, Knight Rider) Where's Michael? What have you two done with him?
SilverStar48: (follow on from TrivetteLoverHeather) (Gibbs) Oh that's just great! The GPS thing has taken control of the car. I TOLD you I don't trust computers. (Kate) Oh, don't pay any attention to that Gibbs. It's just a virus from the previous owner of the car. McGee can zap it gone for you.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) KATE! What do you mean you left the map on the roof?! (Kate) I mean i left the map on the roof! (Gibbs) WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT THE MAP ON THE ROOF?! (Kate) Damn it Gibbs! I left it on the roof you're obviously not functioning properly because you keep repeating your sentences! (Gibbs) What do you mean you left the map on the roof?! (Kate) Shoot me shoot me now please!

LOTRjunkie14: "I'm telling you, Gibbs, it was. Right. There..."


NCIS CAPTION FUN 16 - NCIS
MargyW: (Tony - thinking) What on earth am I standing in?
MargyW: (Abby) What do you think? (Gibbs) Very pretty Abs, but Ducky is not going to be happy with you using his liver probe for that.
Abbiefan1: (Gibbs-thinking as he walks into the lab) What are these two clowns up to now?
MargyW: (Gibbs - thinking) If that pair don't stop clowning around I'm going to headslap both of them to kingdom come.
Sorgiña: (Abby) Tony! Look at the camera and say cheese. And Gibbs you either stand next to Tony or get out of the camera focus (Tony giggling) Abby you can't talk to Gibbs like that (Abby) Wanna bet? (Gibbs) When was your last CafPow Abs?
TrivetteLoverHeather: (Abby) This is the fourth time I've taken it....I'm pregnant. (Gibbs) Fifth times a charm?
NCISlover161: (Abby) "Tony this is Ziva's pregnancy test...she told me to check it's not faulty! Your gonna be a dad!" (Tony) "Ha ha very funny Abs!" (Abby) "Ask her yourself!" (Gibbs) "DiNozzo did you get Ziva pregnant? (Tony) Looks like it Gibbs your gonna be a grandad!
SilverStar48: (Abby) Hey, Tony, do you like my impression of the Statue of Liberty? (Tony) Yeah, I do! (Gibbs ... just walking in) I DON'T!
Sorgiña: (Tony) "Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!" (Gibbs) "What's so funny Tony, Abs?" (Abbs) "The lip-lock between Dir. Shepard and Fornell" (Gibbs) "Jeez! I'll have a copy of that Abs, might need it for negotiating"
Abbiefan1: (Abby) "Eureka! I've done it. This will put Caf-Pow out of business. I'll be rich. Rich I tell you!" (Gibbs) "Well before you start spending all that money, where is the analysis you were supposed to have for me an hour ago?" (Tony)" Busted!"
MargyW: (Abby) Is this a dagger I see before me?
NCISlover161: (Abby-pretending to be Gibbs) "And that Tony is how you tell Fornell and the FBI to STICK IT!! (Tony laughing and Gibbs walks in) "Watcha doing Abs?" (Abby) "Well..you know Gibbs! this and... (Gibbs) "Something funny DiNozzo?" (Tony) "No boss won't happen again boss!
MargyW: (Tony - thinking) Oh damn! She's let that damn dog into the lab again. I'll never get the mess off my shoes.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Abby) And with this piece of chalk i will rule the world! (Tony thinking) Haha wait till she finds out Gibbs is standing behind her!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Abby acting like Gibbs) Abby what is this contraption you have here what does it do? (Tony laughing) Good Impression (Gibbs) Impression of what?


Gibbs-Smack
MargyW: (Gibbs) Bad Tony! Bad! Bad!
agentlucy: (Gibbs) My coffee! Don't touch!
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) What've I told you about calling me Dad in the office. At work it's Gibbs or Boss, that clear! (Tony) Yeah, da-Boss, OK Ow! that hurt. (Gibbs whispers) Can't show favouritism in front of the others, now can I?
agentlucy: (Gibbs) Why are you flinching? I was gonna pat you on the back.
Abbiefan1:(Tony) Ouch! What was that for? (Gibbs) I'm gonna be out of the office for the rest of the day and I know you are going to do something to deserve it.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Tony) But boss........*WHACK* ........ why are there little birdies flying round my head?
Bakstage~ Tony, stop being so twitchy! I'm only trying to explain that you can find those fancy shirts you like up in men's wear at Sears. They're on two for one if you're interested.
NCISlover161: (Gibbs) " Tony you are grounded NO question about it!!"
MargyW: (Gibbs) Spit it out DiNozzo, now! How many times have I warned you about tossing peanuts up into the air and catching them in your mouth?
Appreciator: (Gibbs drinks his coffee)... Tony, this coffee is getting mighty crunchy... I'm gonna head-slap you so harrdd!!!
Deathfight: (Gibbs) High five Tony! (Tony) sorry boss, I think I'm infected with agent Jardine's fear of germs. Maybe if you put on some gloves -slap-......it would be much better.....
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) How many times do I have to tell you to wash your ears before you come into work?! (Tony) Alarm clock didn't go off Boss, so I thought it better to come straight. OWWWWWW!!! (Gibbs) Cleanliness comes next to godliness DiNozzo!
TrivetteLoverHeather: (Gibbs) ... High Five! (watches Tony react) ...or not.
NCISlover161: (Tony) "Okay I will stop trying to look up girls skirt!"
SilverStar48: (Tony) I don't feel so good, Boss ... somethin' I ate maybe. (Gibbs) Here, Tony, this will take your mind off it. *SWAK* (Tony) Thank you, Boss.
Sorgiña: (Tony) Owwwwwwww!!!! I-I-I promise you Gibbs I did not describe you as old to Melanie in filing, I said you were a mature gentleman. (Gibbs) "So help you DiNozzo you had better be telling the truth, or you won't be able to sit on your ass for the next couple of months."
MargyW: (Tony) I think that's fixed the hiccups, Boss.
Gibblet14: Tony:Please don't kill me, boss! I want to polka dance before I die! (Everyone goes quiet) Gibbs: *slap* Start dancing then!


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bellswebster caption 16 2 Nov 23 2008, 10:38 PM EST by bellswebster
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it's gibb's . what he doesnt know won't hurt. Gibbs speaks up; where don't you want to hurt abbey?
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bellswebster caption gibbs smack 0 Nov 23 2008, 6:50 PM EST by bellswebster
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you are such a girl dinozzo. bend over my knee this time.
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TrivetteLoverHeather Left the Map On the Roof... 0 Aug 25 2008, 2:42 PM EDT by TrivetteLoverHeather
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Ziva and Abby Rock...that was too funny! Can just see Gibbs repeating that three times :)

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