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NCIS CAPTION FUN
Let's have a bit of fun with photos and captions. Below you'll find the first of a series of photos that will go up. Think of a caption and write it underneath. Put your name in front of it, and make sure each caption is a different colour so we can tell them apart. Oh, and please keep it clean. A little innuendo is okay, but please remember that we're an open site. A new picture will be added as we exhaust possibilities.
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MargyW: Putting Tony's head on a horse's ass is kinda cute, Abs, but not really helpful.
Sorgiña: I didn't know Jen'd had a silicone job, I thought it was all natural.
MargyW: You know, Abs, I could have lived without seeing nude photos of McGee on the internet.
Abbiefan1: PONG! Now That's something on a computer I understand.
Sorgiña: That the new tatt you're going to have done Abs?
Sorgiña: Abs, I don't think Tony's going to like that you know particularly after the Voss case.
silmann13: "I don't understand it Abs, how did the virus get into our system?"
MargyW: Finding an online shoe shop for Palmer is an interesting idea for a birthday gift, Abs.
Sorgiña: So Gibbs, what kind of hairstyle are you really looking for, I mean, you know, modern, sexy DiNozzo style...?
MargyW: Putting my head on Jen's body is not funny Abs!
Sorgiña: Well how about her head on your body Bossman? (smirking)
MargyW: Gibbs, it's Google not giggle!
Sorgiña: Gibbs, you do realise you distract me when you breathe down my neck?
MargyW (follow on Sorgina): Why do you think I do it, Abs?
Sorgiña: Sorry Bossman, no CafPow no results.
Sorgiña: (Abby)Gibbs, you're supposed to say "good job Abs" and kiss me on the cheek. (Gibbs) Not today Abby, I've got a headache
(Abby) Since when did men get PMS?
MargyW: I've had PMS for years Abs - Post Marriage Syndrome.
Sorgiña: (Abby)Oh! I thought it meant Pre-Marriage Syndrome, seeing how well you and Lt.Col. Mann are doing lately. Ow! Gibbs! That hurt man! (Gibbs) Well, stop behaving like DiNozzo!
SilverStar48: Be careful Abs. If you stare at that long enough, your eyes will cross!
MargyW: Abs! Look at pictures of nude muscle men in your own time.
MargyW: Nude pictures of Palmer are the last thing I would have expected you to have on your computer, Abs.
Sorgiña: (Abs) Well he is exceptionally endowed, unless you can prove me wrong my Silver Fox (Gibbs) Not going there Abs, and don't bother asking DiNozzo or McGee 'cuz you'll get the same answer (Abs) Well, actually I know what McGee's like, he's...... (Gibbs) Do I need to know that Abs?
NCISlover161: (Abby) 'Oh my god Gibbs I just found Tony's school photo! I'm just sending it to Ziva!'
Sorgiña: (Abby) You were really a hippy at high school Gibbs, I can't believe this, oh man! wait till everyone gets a look at you with shoulder length hair (Gibbs) Abby I'm warning you, if this gets out, there'll be no more CafPows..
Abbiefan1: These were taken when they raided the male strip club. Oh my gosh Gibbs, that's Ducky's mom!
MargyW: Hey Gibbs, I didn't know you moonlighted as a stripper when you were in the Marines!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) If that gets out Abby, I'll headslap you from here until kingdom come! (Abby)"Oooh Bossman! That's hardly a deterrent."
Abbiefan1: You have a Jack over there, play it on the Queen.
Sorgiña: "Abs, can we play Tetris now?"
MargyW: (Abby) And you can play music on here as well. (Gibbs) That's what my taperecorder is for Abs.
Crazy-Beetle: (Gibbs): Abby? What is tha...(Abby) That my dear silverhaired fox is McGee and Tony on the autopsy table.
MargyW: I didn't know you were responsible for the infamous Roswell video, Abs.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Is that the Paris Sheraton video Abs? (Abby) Hilton, Gibbs. Paris Hilton! (Gibbs - shrugs) Well, I knew it was a hotel.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) Really Abby I find it hard to believe you want another tattoo.......Although that design there is rather you.
AbbySciuto77: (JG) Wow. Is that Michael's [Abby's ex, 4.16 "bloodbath"] face on your computer voodoo doll thingy, Abs? (Abby) Yup! (JG) Good choice. Kinda looks like fun. (Abby) Wanna put one of your ex-wives' faces on there, Gibbs? (JG) Hmm....maybe later.
North_of_Border: Is that where you are going to put the new tattoo!?!
bourbon_bonbon: Abby) Wow... you have a great body, Gibbs.(Gibbs) Yeah... I know.
madchick: (Abby) holy hell, look what McGee just sent me. (Gibbs) DiNozzo and David french kissing. They are both dead. Just then Abby's screensaver comes on and shows her and McGee kissing in the ballistics lab. (Abby) I guess the're not the only ones (Gibbs) ya think Abs.
windykat: Where did you find that picture of Jenny, Abbs? Can ya make me a copy?
MGySgt_Gibbs: So you FINALLY found my facebook!... Add me! Do you like my profile pic? Bert's in the background!
HaeHae: Abs, what exactly is Tony doing in this video?? (Abby) I'm not sure but he is definitely earning himself a slap on the head from you and I both!!!
Gibblet14: Gibbs:Whoa! What is that monkey doing to the camera?! Abby:Welcome to Youtube, Gibbs!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) so this is youtube (Abby) what did you think it was (Gibbs) some kind of gel.
Actrjay:See Gibbs,that secret service agent on The West Wing DOES look like you.
Mulchahy: (Gibbs)So thats the guy you're dating?
Scotheo: Abs, can we play PONG now?
MargyW: "You ever seen anything like that before, Ziva?" "Not since I left MOSSAD, Gibbs."
Scorpio-lady: You want to tell him she's a transvestite, or should I?
MargyW (follow on from Scorpio-lady): (Gibbs) You do it Ziva. I'll just stand here and laugh.
NCISlover161: 'Whats the matter Ziva?' 'Just thinking of ways to kill Tony for sending a photo of me to GSM' 'oh I wouldn't like to be Tony right now!'
silmann13: "Now you saw what happened, Ziva...rule #3: don't believe what you're told. Double check!"
Crazy-Beetle: "Ziva, what the hell is THAT?" "I don't know Gibbs."
NCISlover161:(Ziva) 'I wonder if I could kill DiNozzo from here???'(joking)
Sorgiña: (Ziva) "Hey, you think Tony and McGee know we're a unit?" (Gibbs) "It's item Ziva, and if DiNozzo knows, it'll be over NCIS before we get back."
NCISlover161: 'When will Tony work out I love him Gibbs?' 'Give him time Ziva, give him time...Oi DiNozzo over here now, you and Ziva go and get Chinese we are gunna need it when we get back!' 'Thanks Gibbs thanks alot.' ( <- sarcastically)
Sorgiña: "C'mon Gibbs! You're not serious about me and McGee..?" "Why not Ziva? It'll probably stop him stammering"
Sorgiña: Who would've thought Ducky was limber enough to do the spits at his age! "Splits" Ziva, it's called doing the splits
silmann13: "Gibbs..., McGee told you to get one of that....uh...computer things...uh what you call it...pd...pd..anyway, I think you have to lose that pen and paper sometime!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) "Bet you 20 bucks, DiNozzo charms that old bat into letting us past 5 min" (Ziva) "McGee says 10, I say 15, Ducky and Palmer say 3."
silmann13: "Ya think, Ziva..."
silmann13: "Ziva, I think you're gonna have to use some of your Mossad training skills there...!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) "There's no way the van can be parked in that space" (Ziva) Give me the keys Gibbs, and I'll show you"
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Now THAT, Ziva, is an example of how NOT to collect evidence. Go tell DiNozzo to stop flirting and get back to work!
#1hotchfan: (Gibbs) Now how did I end up with those two bozo's on my team?
silmann13: Gibbs (shaking his head): "You know, I'm gonna kill DiNozzo myself!"
Sorgiña: Gotta hand it to DiNozzo nobody can turn the charm on like him, just look at him willya'! He's got those mobsters eating out of his hand
Hoorooblue: Ziva, that's the moderators of the NCIS wiki over there. Do you think we can get their autographs?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Looks like you've scratched Gibbs. (Gibbs) It's scored Ziva, and you're right looks like today's my lucky day, eat yer heart out DiNozzo this gal's mine!
Abbiefan1: (Ziva) "That man was really huge! Ten dollars says they drop him before they get him on the gurney." (Gibbs) "You're On."
Sorgiña: "Well, Ziva are you going to tell McGee his flies are undone, or shall I?
Sorgiña: Is that legal Gibbs?
MargyW: (Ziva) I didn't realise Tony was so athletic. (Gibbs) What do you expect after that FBI agent goosed him?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) That guy thinks I'm your daughter Gibbs. (Gibbs) What?! I'm not old enough. (Ziva) Sorry, Gibbs but I think you are.
(Gibbs) DiNozzo get your ass back here. Ziva when we get back to the office you're on desk duty for the next month
MargyW: You know, I think that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages. A bunch of older women mistaking DiNozzo for a stripper.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Looks like DiNozzo's got us some refreshments. (Ziva) And those bakies smell good, yes? (Gibbs) It's cookies Ziva
MargyW: (Ziva) Never seen a streaker around here before. (Gibbs) Hopefully you won't again... that's Ducky's mom!
MargyW: (Gibbs) Okay Ziva, that's the SecNav's order for coffee, you'd better go and get it before he decides he wants donuts as well.
MargyW: (Ziva) Tony is a worry, is he not? (Gibbs) How do you think I got all this silver hair?
agentlucy: Oh look, the mothership has landed. Should we go say hi?
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) 50 bucks DiNozzo leaves Sacks KO (Ziva) 100 says Sacks wins. (5 minutes later curses in Hebrew) (Gibbs) Never bet with a gunny Ziva, you always lose. *smirking*
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: Just smile and wave Ziva, smile and wave.
princessjoey630: Interesting...very interesting.
bellswebster: Wait till he finds out I saw him mooning me Ziva!
bourbon_bonbon: (Ziva) I still don't understand Americans and their customs. (Gibbs) Er... that's not really an American custom, Ziva. More like a strange, desperate mating ritual.
MGySgt_Gibbs: Looks like DiNozzo's air guitar technique did improve over the weekend.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) God I can't wait to get back to my boat (Ziva) you need a life Gibbs
WindyKat: (Ziva) So who do you think will find the bobbytrap we set in the truck? McGee or DiNozzo? (Gibbs) That's boobytrap Ziva. I don't know but can't wait to find out!
Mulchahy: (Ziva) when will McGee learn what poison ivy looks like? (Gibbs) Hopefully when he realizes he got a rash again.
Scotheo: (Gibbs) Are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Ziva) Is DiNozzo in range of my gun or not?
ncisnewgirl: Dinozzo (off camera) Boss, Ziva put superglue on my gun.
ncisgal1994:"Stop looking at me like you dont believe me!" "but..." "Yes, McLonely, Ziva and I are togeather"
MargyW: Ummm, Tony, I don't think Ziva's going to like you taking a photo of her doing THAT!
Sorgiña: Erm, Tony how do you spell 'corpse' with or without an 'e' at the end?
MargyW: You don't NEED a wide-angled lens to take photos of Ziva, Tony.
Sorgiña: You really think we'll get GSM to publish this?
#1hotchfan: "What are you looking at Probie? I'm not your type!"
Sorgiña: Well, Probie do you or don't you want Ziva's photo on the flyleaf of your new novel?
MargyW: What do you think I'm taking photos of, Probie?
Sorgiña: Tony! What's Gibbs gonna say when he finds out you photographed him asleep?
MargyW: Probie! I could have done without the comments on the size of my lens!
Sorgiña: If you know so much about photography, why don't you take the damn photo Probie!
Sorgiña: Tony, why do you always wear your cap back to front to take a photo?
ZIvaDavid3: ( tony) this camera is broken! all the pictures are black! ( mcgee) take off the lens cap.
#1hotchfan: "You got THAT right probie. My lens IS longer than yours."
MargyW: We now have photographic evidence that Gibbs sucks his thumb when he's asleep.
#1hotchfan: "Um Tony, how do you spell NCIS?" Probie are you kidding me!?
MargyW: Ahhh Tony, I think you just snapped your shoes.
MargyW: It hate to break it to you, Tony, but your not going to fool Paris Hilton into thinking you're paparazzi.
Sorgiña: I know it's Abby's birthday Tony, but do you really think Gibbs is going to approve of you photographing a four-leafed clover?
'Er, Probie Abs is his favourite anything we do to make her happy will make him happy"
Sorgiña: "Hey man! It's not my fault I'm left-handed and that camera's for righthanded users"
NCISlover161: 'Tony you wouldn't post that on your blog!' 'Oh yes probie I would!' 'TONY'
Sorgiña: "Uh! Probie this is a crime scene, you know where you have to find evidence" "Yeah! I know Tony, but it's also good setting for my new novel"
Gibblet14: Ziva: (off screen) Who took a picture of me bra-less and posted it on MySpace?! Tony: Hide me Probie! McGee: You're a dead man, Tony. I'll remember you.
NCISlover161: 'Ziva LET you take that picture?' 'Well I was crouched on her window sill for half an hour freezing to death then the camera started clickin until she noticed me, (remembering) ow that hurt!!'
Sorgiña: You know Tony if you don't stop taking photos of that film star, the Washington Post will never employ us after Gibbs fires us for doing that
MargyW: It's going to be a new photo cover for the DVD of "My Left Foot".
Sorgiña: Look McGeek I'm an experienced undercover agent, that's why Gibbs is having me play the paparazzi, and why I'm dressed the way I am, and you're the electricity meter reader guy.
SilverStar48: Say, Tony, did you want extra cheese on that pizza?
Sorgiña: So, you mean to say I've clicking away like mad this last half hour and there's no film in the camera - you were gonna tell me this when Probie? Aw man! Have you got some explaining to do to Gibbs
MargyW: I tell ya Probie, the worst photo shoot I ever had to do was Ducky's mom in a bikini!
Sorgiña: Hey Tony do you think Kate would let us photograph her in her Catholic schoolgirl uniform? I'm ashamed of you Probie, where's your sense of decorum, it's Kate you're talking about here!
NCISlover161: (McGee) 'You told Gibbs THAT THING, you must be kidding Tony, please SAY you are kidding ?'
Sorgiña: "C'mon Tony! I don't believe Ziva and Palmer were making out, no way man! "I'm telling you Probie, I've got photographic evidence here" "Man! you are so dead, when she finds out.."
NCISlover161: 'And this is where me and Zeevah were clubbing last night McGee! Obviously you wouldn't know which club , 'No Tony I don't... I type remember'...'you still type McGee?? Gibbs will kill you!'
Sorgiña: "You see that McGee?" "What Tony?" "Ducky, the old rascal!"
NCISlover161: 'And this is when went on holiday with Mrs Mallard to Italy'
Sorgiña: "You've never been on Spring Break! What the hell did you do at Uni Probie?" "Uh! I.. er ...studied Tony" "What about the babes?"
NCISlover161: 'So McGee, have you met another elflordess yet?' 'Tony how do you know about Gertrude?'
silmann13: "Listen Elf Lord...who's taking the photos, me or you?"
Sorgiña: "Did ya see that Tony? Tha-that corpse answered Ducky back" "You been drinking Abby's CafPow again Probie?"
silmann13: "Tony..., uh, I mean, boss, why do I always have to take the statements since Gibbs retired?
Sorgiña: "I'm the Senior Agent Probie, so when Gibbs' not around you do what I say, poison ivy or no poison ivy, capisci?"
MargyW: You know Tony, wearing your cap like that makes you look like a native of Dorkville.
Sorgiña: "Looks like the Autopsy Gremlin and Agent Lee won't be having any fun in autopsy until the effects of the poison ivy wear off"
silmann13: "What did you do with this camera yesterday, McGeek?"
Sorgiña: "Probie how can you compare a digital camera with a real camera like this, I mean digital's artificial (sigh) I still remember the first Brownie camera I had when I was 13, and the photos I used to take of the maid... (sigh) those were the days"
Abbiefan1:Tony, If Abby finds out you're trying to get a shot of her new tattoo, she's gonna make you eat that camera.
#1hotchfan: (McGee) "No Tony, I've never seen "Silence of the Lambs." (Tony:) "Oh probie, you're missing out!"
Sorgiña: (Tony) "What! Autopsy Gremlin and .... in the ..? you're kidding me right Probie?" (McGee): "Nope! It's on tape Abby showed me" (Tony): "Think Abs'll show me?" (mouth watering)
Sorgiña: You know McGee you should tell her the truth, I mean, she's going to be so upset when she finds you're not really an Elf Lord
Sorgiña: Now that was mean and underhand Probie! But I like it man! Boy are we going to have some fun at Palmer's expense..
MargyW: Those nude shots of Palmer are going to be worth a mint to Agent Lee.
Sorgiña: Yeah! reckon we've got coffees and CafPows for the whole team covered until next fall at least Tony!
MargyW: No Probie, I don't know the words to the song 'Flash, Bang, Wallop'! (FYI it is a song by British singer Tommy Steelefrom the musical Half a Sixpence)
Sorgiña: (McGee)"Well, do you think Vogue would be interested in the Mossad fashion Ziva wears? (Tony) The idea's interesting Probie, but how would we sell it?"
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) Ummm, Hot Israeli Spy Chick Wear?
MargyW: (Tony) So, we tell them we're talent scouts for Play Boy. (McGee) Why not National Geographic? (Tony) You just don't get it, do you Probie? (McGee) Get what, Tony? (Tony - sighs) Never mind.
agentlucy: (Tony) Duuude, you spelt CSI wrong on your cap!
MargyW (follow on from agentlucy): (McGee) At least I can spell, Tony.
Sorgiña: (Tony) You know Probie that female febbie companion of Fornell is not gonna like this. (McGee) Yeah! but Gibbs is so gonna enjoy it (Tony) God Probie when Elf Lord takes over you're worse than the devil :-))))))
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs shouts from up on the road) DiNozzo!! McGee!! (Tony) Run? (McGee) Lets! (They then bolt off in opposite directions)
agentlucy: (McGee) How do you spell DiNozzo again?
princessjoey630: (Tony to McGee) Do you think my botox is wearing off?
AbbySciuto77: (Mc) So...you and Ducky *really* took pictures of eachother in the President's office aboard Air Force One instead of recording the evidence? (Tony) I will give you $20 to reveal the name of the person who told you that! (Mc) Uh...Gibbs? (Tony) Oh. (Mc) Hey, so where's my $20? (Tony headslaps him instead.)
stacefubar: (McGee) Ahh! I thought I told you to hold still! I nearly had your eyes perfect. Now I'll have to start over again. (Tony) I don't care how expensive this camera was, it'll be a part of your face if you do.
McGee to DiNozzo: You have an entire collection of Tom Selleck - Magnum photos! on that camera! What about all the evidence.!
bourbon_bonbon: (McGee) So... what exactly have you and Li - I mean, Ziva been up to lately? (Tony) Probie, this is not "Let's Interview Tony For The Next Chapter of Deep Six" time. I refuse to have Agent Tommy debase himself in such a manner. He would not admit that he was sleeping with Officer Lisa. (McGee) AHA! (Tony) Drat!
madchick: (Tony thinking) blink blink blink blink.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) Dude check this out (Tim) what? (Tony) I can totally see Ziva's butt from this thing.
WindyKat: (Tony) Boss is so going to kill you when he finds out you used the camera at a concert last night! (McGee) Nope, was there on the Director's orders. (Tony) The Boss is going to kill you...
WindyKat: (Tony reviewing pictures on the camera) If the Boss finds ou...Whoa! Where did you find HER???!! (McGee) Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Scotheo (Tony) Why are there nude pictures of Palmer in the camera? (McGee) I don't know. (Tony) How much you think Agent Lee would pay for 'emncisnewgirl: DiNozzo: McGee, what are you writing? McGee: Once upon a time.
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Sorgiña: I didn't know Jen'd had a silicone job, I thought it was all natural.
MargyW: You know, Abs, I could have lived without seeing nude photos of McGee on the internet.
Abbiefan1: PONG! Now That's something on a computer I understand.
Sorgiña: That the new tatt you're going to have done Abs?
Sorgiña: Abs, I don't think Tony's going to like that you know particularly after the Voss case.
silmann13: "I don't understand it Abs, how did the virus get into our system?"
MargyW: Finding an online shoe shop for Palmer is an interesting idea for a birthday gift, Abs.
Sorgiña: So Gibbs, what kind of hairstyle are you really looking for, I mean, you know, modern, sexy DiNozzo style...?
MargyW: Putting my head on Jen's body is not funny Abs!
Sorgiña: Well how about her head on your body Bossman? (smirking)
MargyW: Gibbs, it's Google not giggle!
Sorgiña: Gibbs, you do realise you distract me when you breathe down my neck?
MargyW (follow on Sorgina): Why do you think I do it, Abs?
Sorgiña: Sorry Bossman, no CafPow no results.
Sorgiña: (Abby)Gibbs, you're supposed to say "good job Abs" and kiss me on the cheek. (Gibbs) Not today Abby, I've got a headache
(Abby) Since when did men get PMS?
MargyW: I've had PMS for years Abs - Post Marriage Syndrome.
Sorgiña: (Abby)Oh! I thought it meant Pre-Marriage Syndrome, seeing how well you and Lt.Col. Mann are doing lately. Ow! Gibbs! That hurt man! (Gibbs) Well, stop behaving like DiNozzo!
SilverStar48: Be careful Abs. If you stare at that long enough, your eyes will cross!
MargyW: Abs! Look at pictures of nude muscle men in your own time.
MargyW: Nude pictures of Palmer are the last thing I would have expected you to have on your computer, Abs.
Sorgiña: (Abs) Well he is exceptionally endowed, unless you can prove me wrong my Silver Fox (Gibbs) Not going there Abs, and don't bother asking DiNozzo or McGee 'cuz you'll get the same answer (Abs) Well, actually I know what McGee's like, he's...... (Gibbs) Do I need to know that Abs?
NCISlover161: (Abby) 'Oh my god Gibbs I just found Tony's school photo! I'm just sending it to Ziva!'
Sorgiña: (Abby) You were really a hippy at high school Gibbs, I can't believe this, oh man! wait till everyone gets a look at you with shoulder length hair (Gibbs) Abby I'm warning you, if this gets out, there'll be no more CafPows..
Abbiefan1: These were taken when they raided the male strip club. Oh my gosh Gibbs, that's Ducky's mom!
MargyW: Hey Gibbs, I didn't know you moonlighted as a stripper when you were in the Marines!
Sorgiña (following MargyW): (Gibbs) If that gets out Abby, I'll headslap you from here until kingdom come! (Abby)"Oooh Bossman! That's hardly a deterrent."
Abbiefan1: You have a Jack over there, play it on the Queen.
Sorgiña: "Abs, can we play Tetris now?"
MargyW: (Abby) And you can play music on here as well. (Gibbs) That's what my taperecorder is for Abs.
Crazy-Beetle: (Gibbs): Abby? What is tha...(Abby) That my dear silverhaired fox is McGee and Tony on the autopsy table.
MargyW: I didn't know you were responsible for the infamous Roswell video, Abs.
MargyW: (Gibbs) Is that the Paris Sheraton video Abs? (Abby) Hilton, Gibbs. Paris Hilton! (Gibbs - shrugs) Well, I knew it was a hotel.
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs) Really Abby I find it hard to believe you want another tattoo.......Although that design there is rather you.
AbbySciuto77: (JG) Wow. Is that Michael's [Abby's ex, 4.16 "bloodbath"] face on your computer voodoo doll thingy, Abs? (Abby) Yup! (JG) Good choice. Kinda looks like fun. (Abby) Wanna put one of your ex-wives' faces on there, Gibbs? (JG) Hmm....maybe later.
North_of_Border: Is that where you are going to put the new tattoo!?!
bourbon_bonbon: Abby) Wow... you have a great body, Gibbs.(Gibbs) Yeah... I know.
madchick: (Abby) holy hell, look what McGee just sent me. (Gibbs) DiNozzo and David french kissing. They are both dead. Just then Abby's screensaver comes on and shows her and McGee kissing in the ballistics lab. (Abby) I guess the're not the only ones (Gibbs) ya think Abs.
windykat: Where did you find that picture of Jenny, Abbs? Can ya make me a copy?
MGySgt_Gibbs: So you FINALLY found my facebook!... Add me! Do you like my profile pic? Bert's in the background!
HaeHae: Abs, what exactly is Tony doing in this video?? (Abby) I'm not sure but he is definitely earning himself a slap on the head from you and I both!!!
Gibblet14: Gibbs:Whoa! What is that monkey doing to the camera?! Abby:Welcome to Youtube, Gibbs!
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) so this is youtube (Abby) what did you think it was (Gibbs) some kind of gel.
Actrjay:See Gibbs,that secret service agent on The West Wing DOES look like you.
Mulchahy: (Gibbs)So thats the guy you're dating?
Scotheo: Abs, can we play PONG now?
Scorpio-lady: You want to tell him she's a transvestite, or should I?
MargyW (follow on from Scorpio-lady): (Gibbs) You do it Ziva. I'll just stand here and laugh.
NCISlover161: 'Whats the matter Ziva?' 'Just thinking of ways to kill Tony for sending a photo of me to GSM' 'oh I wouldn't like to be Tony right now!'
silmann13: "Now you saw what happened, Ziva...rule #3: don't believe what you're told. Double check!"
Crazy-Beetle: "Ziva, what the hell is THAT?" "I don't know Gibbs."
NCISlover161:(Ziva) 'I wonder if I could kill DiNozzo from here???'(joking)
Sorgiña: (Ziva) "Hey, you think Tony and McGee know we're a unit?" (Gibbs) "It's item Ziva, and if DiNozzo knows, it'll be over NCIS before we get back."
NCISlover161: 'When will Tony work out I love him Gibbs?' 'Give him time Ziva, give him time...Oi DiNozzo over here now, you and Ziva go and get Chinese we are gunna need it when we get back!' 'Thanks Gibbs thanks alot.' ( <- sarcastically)
Sorgiña: "C'mon Gibbs! You're not serious about me and McGee..?" "Why not Ziva? It'll probably stop him stammering"
Sorgiña: Who would've thought Ducky was limber enough to do the spits at his age! "Splits" Ziva, it's called doing the splits
silmann13: "Gibbs..., McGee told you to get one of that....uh...computer things...uh what you call it...pd...pd..anyway, I think you have to lose that pen and paper sometime!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) "Bet you 20 bucks, DiNozzo charms that old bat into letting us past 5 min" (Ziva) "McGee says 10, I say 15, Ducky and Palmer say 3."
silmann13: "Ya think, Ziva..."
silmann13: "Ziva, I think you're gonna have to use some of your Mossad training skills there...!"
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) "There's no way the van can be parked in that space" (Ziva) Give me the keys Gibbs, and I'll show you"
SilverStar48: (Gibbs) Now THAT, Ziva, is an example of how NOT to collect evidence. Go tell DiNozzo to stop flirting and get back to work!
#1hotchfan: (Gibbs) Now how did I end up with those two bozo's on my team?
silmann13: Gibbs (shaking his head): "You know, I'm gonna kill DiNozzo myself!"
Sorgiña: Gotta hand it to DiNozzo nobody can turn the charm on like him, just look at him willya'! He's got those mobsters eating out of his hand
Hoorooblue: Ziva, that's the moderators of the NCIS wiki over there. Do you think we can get their autographs?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) Looks like you've scratched Gibbs. (Gibbs) It's scored Ziva, and you're right looks like today's my lucky day, eat yer heart out DiNozzo this gal's mine!
Abbiefan1: (Ziva) "That man was really huge! Ten dollars says they drop him before they get him on the gurney." (Gibbs) "You're On."
Sorgiña: "Well, Ziva are you going to tell McGee his flies are undone, or shall I?
Sorgiña: Is that legal Gibbs?
MargyW: (Ziva) I didn't realise Tony was so athletic. (Gibbs) What do you expect after that FBI agent goosed him?
Sorgiña: (Ziva) That guy thinks I'm your daughter Gibbs. (Gibbs) What?! I'm not old enough. (Ziva) Sorry, Gibbs but I think you are.
(Gibbs) DiNozzo get your ass back here. Ziva when we get back to the office you're on desk duty for the next month
MargyW: You know, I think that's the funniest thing I've seen in ages. A bunch of older women mistaking DiNozzo for a stripper.
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) Looks like DiNozzo's got us some refreshments. (Ziva) And those bakies smell good, yes? (Gibbs) It's cookies Ziva
MargyW: (Ziva) Never seen a streaker around here before. (Gibbs) Hopefully you won't again... that's Ducky's mom!
MargyW: (Gibbs) Okay Ziva, that's the SecNav's order for coffee, you'd better go and get it before he decides he wants donuts as well.
MargyW: (Ziva) Tony is a worry, is he not? (Gibbs) How do you think I got all this silver hair?
agentlucy: Oh look, the mothership has landed. Should we go say hi?
Sorgiña: (Gibbs) 50 bucks DiNozzo leaves Sacks KO (Ziva) 100 says Sacks wins. (5 minutes later curses in Hebrew) (Gibbs) Never bet with a gunny Ziva, you always lose. *smirking*
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: Just smile and wave Ziva, smile and wave.
princessjoey630: Interesting...very interesting.
bellswebster: Wait till he finds out I saw him mooning me Ziva!
bourbon_bonbon: (Ziva) I still don't understand Americans and their customs. (Gibbs) Er... that's not really an American custom, Ziva. More like a strange, desperate mating ritual.
MGySgt_Gibbs: Looks like DiNozzo's air guitar technique did improve over the weekend.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Gibbs) God I can't wait to get back to my boat (Ziva) you need a life Gibbs
WindyKat: (Ziva) So who do you think will find the bobbytrap we set in the truck? McGee or DiNozzo? (Gibbs) That's boobytrap Ziva. I don't know but can't wait to find out!
Mulchahy: (Ziva) when will McGee learn what poison ivy looks like? (Gibbs) Hopefully when he realizes he got a rash again.
Scotheo: (Gibbs) Are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Ziva) Is DiNozzo in range of my gun or not?
ncisnewgirl: Dinozzo (off camera) Boss, Ziva put superglue on my gun.
MargyW: Ummm, Tony, I don't think Ziva's going to like you taking a photo of her doing THAT!
Sorgiña: Erm, Tony how do you spell 'corpse' with or without an 'e' at the end?
MargyW: You don't NEED a wide-angled lens to take photos of Ziva, Tony.
Sorgiña: You really think we'll get GSM to publish this?
#1hotchfan: "What are you looking at Probie? I'm not your type!"
Sorgiña: Well, Probie do you or don't you want Ziva's photo on the flyleaf of your new novel?
MargyW: What do you think I'm taking photos of, Probie?
Sorgiña: Tony! What's Gibbs gonna say when he finds out you photographed him asleep?
MargyW: Probie! I could have done without the comments on the size of my lens!
Sorgiña: If you know so much about photography, why don't you take the damn photo Probie!
Sorgiña: Tony, why do you always wear your cap back to front to take a photo?
ZIvaDavid3: ( tony) this camera is broken! all the pictures are black! ( mcgee) take off the lens cap.
#1hotchfan: "You got THAT right probie. My lens IS longer than yours."
MargyW: We now have photographic evidence that Gibbs sucks his thumb when he's asleep.
#1hotchfan: "Um Tony, how do you spell NCIS?" Probie are you kidding me!?
MargyW: Ahhh Tony, I think you just snapped your shoes.
MargyW: It hate to break it to you, Tony, but your not going to fool Paris Hilton into thinking you're paparazzi.
Sorgiña: I know it's Abby's birthday Tony, but do you really think Gibbs is going to approve of you photographing a four-leafed clover?
'Er, Probie Abs is his favourite anything we do to make her happy will make him happy"
Sorgiña: "Hey man! It's not my fault I'm left-handed and that camera's for righthanded users"
NCISlover161: 'Tony you wouldn't post that on your blog!' 'Oh yes probie I would!' 'TONY'
Sorgiña: "Uh! Probie this is a crime scene, you know where you have to find evidence" "Yeah! I know Tony, but it's also good setting for my new novel"
Gibblet14: Ziva: (off screen) Who took a picture of me bra-less and posted it on MySpace?! Tony: Hide me Probie! McGee: You're a dead man, Tony. I'll remember you.
NCISlover161: 'Ziva LET you take that picture?' 'Well I was crouched on her window sill for half an hour freezing to death then the camera started clickin until she noticed me, (remembering) ow that hurt!!'
Sorgiña: You know Tony if you don't stop taking photos of that film star, the Washington Post will never employ us after Gibbs fires us for doing that
MargyW: It's going to be a new photo cover for the DVD of "My Left Foot".
Sorgiña: Look McGeek I'm an experienced undercover agent, that's why Gibbs is having me play the paparazzi, and why I'm dressed the way I am, and you're the electricity meter reader guy.
SilverStar48: Say, Tony, did you want extra cheese on that pizza?
Sorgiña: So, you mean to say I've clicking away like mad this last half hour and there's no film in the camera - you were gonna tell me this when Probie? Aw man! Have you got some explaining to do to Gibbs
MargyW: I tell ya Probie, the worst photo shoot I ever had to do was Ducky's mom in a bikini!
Sorgiña: Hey Tony do you think Kate would let us photograph her in her Catholic schoolgirl uniform? I'm ashamed of you Probie, where's your sense of decorum, it's Kate you're talking about here!
NCISlover161: (McGee) 'You told Gibbs THAT THING, you must be kidding Tony, please SAY you are kidding ?'
Sorgiña: "C'mon Tony! I don't believe Ziva and Palmer were making out, no way man! "I'm telling you Probie, I've got photographic evidence here" "Man! you are so dead, when she finds out.."
NCISlover161: 'And this is where me and Zeevah were clubbing last night McGee! Obviously you wouldn't know which club , 'No Tony I don't... I type remember'...'you still type McGee?? Gibbs will kill you!'
Sorgiña: "You see that McGee?" "What Tony?" "Ducky, the old rascal!"
NCISlover161: 'And this is when went on holiday with Mrs Mallard to Italy'
Sorgiña: "You've never been on Spring Break! What the hell did you do at Uni Probie?" "Uh! I.. er ...studied Tony" "What about the babes?"
NCISlover161: 'So McGee, have you met another elflordess yet?' 'Tony how do you know about Gertrude?'
silmann13: "Listen Elf Lord...who's taking the photos, me or you?"
Sorgiña: "Did ya see that Tony? Tha-that corpse answered Ducky back" "You been drinking Abby's CafPow again Probie?"
silmann13: "Tony..., uh, I mean, boss, why do I always have to take the statements since Gibbs retired?
Sorgiña: "I'm the Senior Agent Probie, so when Gibbs' not around you do what I say, poison ivy or no poison ivy, capisci?"
MargyW: You know Tony, wearing your cap like that makes you look like a native of Dorkville.
Sorgiña: "Looks like the Autopsy Gremlin and Agent Lee won't be having any fun in autopsy until the effects of the poison ivy wear off"
silmann13: "What did you do with this camera yesterday, McGeek?"
Sorgiña: "Probie how can you compare a digital camera with a real camera like this, I mean digital's artificial (sigh) I still remember the first Brownie camera I had when I was 13, and the photos I used to take of the maid... (sigh) those were the days"
Abbiefan1:Tony, If Abby finds out you're trying to get a shot of her new tattoo, she's gonna make you eat that camera.
#1hotchfan: (McGee) "No Tony, I've never seen "Silence of the Lambs." (Tony:) "Oh probie, you're missing out!"
Sorgiña: (Tony) "What! Autopsy Gremlin and .... in the ..? you're kidding me right Probie?" (McGee): "Nope! It's on tape Abby showed me" (Tony): "Think Abs'll show me?" (mouth watering)
Sorgiña: You know McGee you should tell her the truth, I mean, she's going to be so upset when she finds you're not really an Elf Lord
Sorgiña: Now that was mean and underhand Probie! But I like it man! Boy are we going to have some fun at Palmer's expense..
MargyW: Those nude shots of Palmer are going to be worth a mint to Agent Lee.
Sorgiña: Yeah! reckon we've got coffees and CafPows for the whole team covered until next fall at least Tony!
MargyW: No Probie, I don't know the words to the song 'Flash, Bang, Wallop'! (FYI it is a song by British singer Tommy Steelefrom the musical Half a Sixpence)
Sorgiña: (McGee)"Well, do you think Vogue would be interested in the Mossad fashion Ziva wears? (Tony) The idea's interesting Probie, but how would we sell it?"
MargyW (following on from Sorgina) Ummm, Hot Israeli Spy Chick Wear?
MargyW: (Tony) So, we tell them we're talent scouts for Play Boy. (McGee) Why not National Geographic? (Tony) You just don't get it, do you Probie? (McGee) Get what, Tony? (Tony - sighs) Never mind.
agentlucy: (Tony) Duuude, you spelt CSI wrong on your cap!
MargyW (follow on from agentlucy): (McGee) At least I can spell, Tony.
Sorgiña: (Tony) You know Probie that female febbie companion of Fornell is not gonna like this. (McGee) Yeah! but Gibbs is so gonna enjoy it (Tony) God Probie when Elf Lord takes over you're worse than the devil :-))))))
Ziva.and.Abby.Rock: (Gibbs shouts from up on the road) DiNozzo!! McGee!! (Tony) Run? (McGee) Lets! (They then bolt off in opposite directions)
agentlucy: (McGee) How do you spell DiNozzo again?
princessjoey630: (Tony to McGee) Do you think my botox is wearing off?
AbbySciuto77: (Mc) So...you and Ducky *really* took pictures of eachother in the President's office aboard Air Force One instead of recording the evidence? (Tony) I will give you $20 to reveal the name of the person who told you that! (Mc) Uh...Gibbs? (Tony) Oh. (Mc) Hey, so where's my $20? (Tony headslaps him instead.)
stacefubar: (McGee) Ahh! I thought I told you to hold still! I nearly had your eyes perfect. Now I'll have to start over again. (Tony) I don't care how expensive this camera was, it'll be a part of your face if you do.
McGee to DiNozzo: You have an entire collection of Tom Selleck - Magnum photos! on that camera! What about all the evidence.!
bourbon_bonbon: (McGee) So... what exactly have you and Li - I mean, Ziva been up to lately? (Tony) Probie, this is not "Let's Interview Tony For The Next Chapter of Deep Six" time. I refuse to have Agent Tommy debase himself in such a manner. He would not admit that he was sleeping with Officer Lisa. (McGee) AHA! (Tony) Drat!
madchick: (Tony thinking) blink blink blink blink.
ZivaAbbyMedrano8605: (Tony) Dude check this out (Tim) what? (Tony) I can totally see Ziva's butt from this thing.
WindyKat: (Tony) Boss is so going to kill you when he finds out you used the camera at a concert last night! (McGee) Nope, was there on the Director's orders. (Tony) The Boss is going to kill you...
WindyKat: (Tony reviewing pictures on the camera) If the Boss finds ou...Whoa! Where did you find HER???!! (McGee) Wouldn't YOU like to know!
Scotheo (Tony) Why are there nude pictures of Palmer in the camera? (McGee) I don't know. (Tony) How much you think Agent Lee would pay for 'emncisnewgirl: DiNozzo: McGee, what are you writing? McGee: Once upon a time.
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i'm shocked you put that photo of my shaven body on your computer abs! It"s o.k. gibbs , nobody will know its you unless they have seen your crown jewels before.
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| bellswebster | caption 1 | 0 | Nov 23 2008, 5:11 PM EST by bellswebster | ||
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that's not funny tony. gibbs will go spare when he finds out thats his crown and jewels you're enlarging.
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| MargyW | NCIS Captions (page: 1 2 3 4 5) | 98 | Oct 3 2008, 3:28 PM EDT by Sorgiña | ||
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Sorgina, I love that last one you added - "Tony! What's Gibbs' going to say when he finds out you photographed him asleep?" I can visualise the reaction.
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