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Rule:
A
Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
B
We don't believe in coincidence.
C
But we do believe in bad luck.
D
Don't speak geek-speak, speak English.
E
Headslap only the back of your underling's heads: anything else would be demeaning. (Gibbs one said a slap on the face was humiliating whereas a cuff to the back of the head was a wake-up call.)
F
Always anticipate.
G
Know how to do every job that your underlings can do (this rules falls down if one of your underlings happens to be Tim McGee, but we would all get a good laugh watching Gibbs trying to hack into CIA's computers).
H
If a computer doesn't work, hit it.
I
Always acknowledge good work by underlings.
J
When using Truth by Intimidation, always remain silent for at least a count of 5 after doing the act of intimidation, at which point the canary will sing.
K
When in the interrogation room, stop the recording devices when the information strays into personal matters irrelevant to the investigation (e.g., don’t ask/don’t tell rules for gay Marines, revelations of unrequited love)
L
When your cell phone breaks, have DiNozzo "fix" it (unwrap a new one from the supply drawer)
M
Always ask for permission to touch the body: it belongs to the M.Examiner (Ducky has been known to get stroppy if anyone spoils his crime scene, he reportedly threw somebody down a hill).
N
When doing a shootout, don’t kill the hostage and avoid shooting off their ear.
O
Don't call Ziva 'Ma'am' and don’t call Jenny 'Madam Director', if you want to live.
P
When hacking the CIA, give underlings a get out of jail free pass.
Q
When breaking others' rules, do not get caught.
R
If you want to gain access to a secure area to investigate, carry a cup of coffee and some paperwork and act like you belong.
S
Never, ever (ever) get Ziva angry.
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ChrisAlthouse Rule U (for directors) 0 Jun 6 2012, 9:52 PM EDT by ChrisAlthouse
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ABBY WORKS ALONE!!!!!! (No exceptions)
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ChrisAlthouse Rule T 0 Jun 6 2012, 9:50 PM EDT by ChrisAlthouse
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Never, ever, ever, EVER threaten Abby. (You might very well find yourself hog-tied, she's stronger than she looks...)
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Bimo_Custom's My version of Gibbs rules 0 Sep 15 2010, 2:05 AM EDT by Bimo_Custom's
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Never, ever involve girl (in purpose for love) and money (in purpose for earnings) in friendship. Or its gonna broke a part
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