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How to be Gibbs
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- Always have a coffee in your hand.
- Your coffee must be black (AND your own special blend).
- Have mobile eyebrows to talk with them.
- Smirk instead of smiling.
- Headcuff people when they're silly or don't do what you want how you want.
- Always creep up silently behind people when they talk about you.
- Somehow manage to attract every redhead you meet.
- Be one step ahead of everyone else.
- Your gut is always right.
- Coincidences don't exist.
- Never engage in small talk.
- When annoyed, give a look which could kill at 200 feet.
- Start building a boat in your basement.
- Spend all your spare time working on the boat.
- Tell your friend/enemy about you ex-wife, he will go and marry her (Fornell!!!).
- Believe that all electronic problems can be solved by rebooting.
- Run faster than everyone else.
- Ignore traffic signals when driving.
- Do not suffer fools gladly.
- Expect people to read your mind.
- Give minimum instructions.
- Just give out headslaps when you're not doing your job right.
- Get married many times.
- When you don't understand the technical talk, let your eyes glaze over and shout the person's name.
- Trust in your gut. At. All. Times!
- Magically appear when needed.
- Make up your own rules for everything.
- Leave all of your phones off the hook on a wedding anniversary.
- Hit your computer when it stops responding.
- Always know key facts before everybody else.
- Take risks and always get the right ending.
- Always carry a knife.
- Only you can break "The Rules"
- Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
- Always take Ziva with you. or you will get hurt.
- Never speak in whole sentences when a few words will do.
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