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SCOTLAND THE BRAVE PARODY BY HOOROOBLUE
Hark when the night is falling
Hear! Hear! that death is calling,
See that Grim Reaper hauling Down these good men.
There where the hills are sleeping, Now feel the blood a-seeping,
Liver temp tells me time of death of these men.
Towering in coldblood rage, Gibbs storms across the stage,
Anger at murder hideous and foul,
Got time of death? he asks me, Don't fob me off please Ducky,
Let's get this body back to Autopsy lab.
First I observe the outside, Clean up the blood and decide,
Whether to start with a saw to the skull
Gruesome it seems to strangers But life is full of dangers
Yet these dead bodies here Are really quite fun.
I tell them all my tales History I them regale
Salient facts are strewn amidst my words
Dead men give silent witness To how they met their death with
Traces of evidence that I doth collect.
Abby is my good friend and Mass Spec will, at the end,
tell us what all the scrapings really mean
Gibbs will roll in for findings I will display my mindings
Then he'll go back and he will tell all the team.
Gibbs' team pursues the clues and Give me the news of progress
I make sage observations now and again
Tony will act absurdly Ziva might be quite flirty Tim will respond quite curtly
Gibbs will just stare.
Abs, me and Palmer three Lab rats is what we be
But those strong agents Need what we can do
Our findings evidentiary Send men to penitentiary
I'll stand as expert witness Honest and true
Hark for the night is falling
"M.E" again they're calling
Another body has to be examined
Liver probe in my hand For science I'll make my stand
"Let's go, Mr Palmer!" back to Autopsy Lab.
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|bellswebster||HAPPY 78th BIRTHDAY DAVID McCALLUM -2011.||1||Sep 21 2011, 6:24 PM EDT by bellswebster|
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The very best to you David on your special day. I hope the year ahead is filled with good health and many happy times with family and friends. Cheers mate. Joy "Bells" from Australia.
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