Welcome to my lesson on defending yourself with only a paperclip. I'm your defence professor Dr Ziva David.

When defending yourself against an assailant, one must use any weapon at hand.

The use of your body parts as a weapon is one technique you could use but only if you have the strength to back it up.

The use of a knife or blade is also useful if you have one in the near vicinity.

The use of a firearm is only useful if you can shoot.


Many people defend themselves with objects within arm's reach and this is where paperclips come in.

The Way Paperclips Can Kill

1. Stick a paper clip in your skull somehow - ashnaonline
2.Brain removal-- Egyptian style -- Addicting_pistachios
3.slit wrist
4.stab in eye
5.Stab in the stomach- Paperclip_Ninja10
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Class Assignment: write down one way to be killed by a paperclip and leave your name. Only write down one.