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Hello, my name is Jennifer!MY VITALS
Home town: San Antoino, Texas
MORE ABOUT ME...
I joined this wiki because: I like NCIS
The best word to describe me is: Friendly
Favorite movies: I don't have one right now
Favorite TV shows: CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: NY, NCIS, and Nashville Star
My superpower is:
If I could live anywhere, it would be:
My dream job(s): Elementary Teacher
What else you should know about me: I have a few of my own wikis: http://miamisbulletgirl.wetpaint.com http://nashvillestar.wetpaint.com http://alexxwoods.wetpaint.com http://timothyspeedle.wetpaint.com http://ericdelkofans.wetpaint.com
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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Horatio'sGirl
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
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If you think we should watch Horatio Caine beat up Rick Stetler over Yelina Salas from "CSI: Miami," copy this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
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If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
CHEESE!! If you are random and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are alive, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are dead, copy and paste this to your profile
If you screamed over watching the Twilight trailers, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you've ever had a random spazz out moment in the middle of class or a quiet room, put this in your profile.
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
And of course this ...
26 sweet thing a guy would do
1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.
And this ...
that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay
and only because they dont talk about hooking
up with girls in their music.
that you think they are pansies,
and only because they aren't cussing
at us through their music.
that you joke at me for being in love with them
and only because you dont know them,
and haven't given them a chance.
That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy,
so you think that they are wussies
and only because you dont have the guts to
call us beautiful instead, too.
That you think their music sucks
and only because they arent talking about
getting drunk or high.
And most of all I'M SORRY
that you haven't even given them a chance.
You haven't even listened to their music. And
you haven't even thought about the fact that
girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do,
Ya know? Kind, Polite and Like Gentleman. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while the healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless stuff in the garage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely: Latin: 'poli' meaning many, and 'ticks' meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with Braille lettering
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and bring him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have always had the best shoulder to cry on.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Open the fridge and make themself at home.
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you for their number.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a closet full of your stuff.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a biography on your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always go with you.
FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her," and leave it at that.
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your nose!"
FRIENDS: Will wait for you if you're late.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the only reason why you're never on time.
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard...
..to listen to his son whine about being bored.
...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes.
...to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work.
...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep.
..to be silent when people pray to God for a new car.
...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower.
..to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying.
...to keep from laughing when anxious parents say they're afraid to send their kids off to summer camp.
...to keep from ridiculing someone who complains about hot weather.
...to control his frustration when a colleague gripes about his coffee being cold.
...to remain calm when his daughter complains about having to walk the dog.
...to be civil to people who complain about their jobs.
...to just walk away when someone says they only get two weeks of vacation a year.
...to be forgiving when someone says how hard it is to have a new baby in the house.
The only thing harder than being a Soldier..
Is loving one.
Try Not To Cry:
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
Latest page update: Oct 2 2009, 10:23 AM EDT